Island Life by David Slack

Napoleon

nothing from Snowball or Squealer? I'm surprised.

Won't somebody think of Lorelei?

She finally gets her Twitter on, and it's called SwineFluNZNews ...

Skinny's been looking out for her from the start:

I suggest we all calm down, especially TVNZ, and await developments. Hadyn, Garth and Lorelei - come back to the studio. You look silly out there.

SwineFluNZNews

Either tell me it is a spoof, or shoot me.

OMG.

From Lorelei:
"Amazing how something as basic as hand hygiene can stave off a virus. The MOH website is great for advice so is Canterbury’s fluinfo.org.nz"

We ARE doomed...

and not from swine flu

A shopping list, yay.

NZers, wash your flipping hands anyway, please. Especially if you are going to prepare and serve me food.

Hadyn, Garth and Lorelei - come back to the studio. You look silly out there.

I have to say that threw me

We ARE doomed...

At least fluinfo.org.nz cuts to the chase - what is it with the DHBs' labyrinthine and unfriendly websites? e.g. Canterbury, Auckland. And what exactly is the disturbing mutant doctor all about?

That'll do, pig.

And what exactly is the disturbing mutant doctor all about?

That is truly disturbing. A suit with jandals? Tsk tsk.

Actually we pigs like the idea of pig virus 'cause people won't want to eat us, our population will explode and at last we can take over the world! Pigs Unite!

Michele Malkin going at it with Christy Hardin Smith as a pair of oinking sow - that is funny.

Why has no talking head mentioned the chances of really cheap bacon from here on in?

And how will this affect the pork-barrel politics of the USA?

Not to mention the Herald's beloved election-year porkometer...

swine flu public service announcements from the 60's.

A shopping list, yay.

I won't have a appetite for Salsa and chilli beans if we all go into quarantine.

SwineFluNZNews

Either tell me it is a spoof, or shoot me.

Bang!

Lorelei

Whew! I have just returned from doing a live cross into the news from the MOHs Pandemic response room - kind of like Churchill’s war room.

Our public health experts are now drinking whiskey and smoking cigars?

There has been an unexpected outbreak of misogyny and quotable quotes in MOH?

Our public health experts are now drinking whiskey and smoking cigars?

Going by the guy I know who works for the MOH? Yes they are.

Our public health experts are now drinking whiskey and smoking cigars?

Audience reshearch. Hic.

And what exactly is the disturbing mutant doctor all about?

Sweet Jebus! First the government and now the health system. The lizard people are everywhere!

Not called *web*health for nothing. Amphibians, all of them.

You know the stocks of tamiflu are not far away from their expiry date. LUCKILY we can all buy some from Friday and help Roche out.