Posts by Ross Mason
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No. And although it's very sweet of Emma to write a blog post to help us feel better about our cocks, I think most guys are on good terms with theirs.
"Attached" I think the term is.
And Sally.....we've been waiting......you're late.
As an incomplete I blame my father. Also, he insisted that I dress to the left and have ended up with it bent.
Thankfully it still seems to fuction.
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AHHHHHHHHH
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What is it about the New Zealand women's hockey team? Without wanting to sound crass, there have been some stunningly gorgeous women to play for that side (including Dan Carter's fiancee).
My youngest daughter who has played for age group Welly teams said she has no chance of making it anymore. She's not a blonde.
But seriously, it heartens me greatly to see a NZ team take on the Aussies at their own game. Coach is Aussie of course so maybe it has finally rubbed off. Their game plan was to hassle the whole 70 minutes and it worked right up to the end. I would love to find out if the penalty stroke scenario had been played out in training. It did seem to lose way at that point.
But yes, two weeks of hockey was great. But the mens final was a screamer. I felt for the Indians, they must have been shell shocked by halftime. Absolutely clinical, foot on the throat - and leave it there - attitude of the Aussie men is unbelieveable. I have rarely seen such clean goals before at thsi level.
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It is not a guarantee of employment - especially when the substance of the employment *is* speech. Paul Henry is not a drycleaner. He gets paid to say things. To suggest that what he says should not affect his employment is nonsensical.
Now THAT I DO like!!
Can we use the Consumer (or Employer) Act to nail the bastard? Just like my electric jug crapping out after 3 boils???
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Sigh,
Did you know that I can travel by car the full length of Lower Hutt and get to work without going through a traffic light???**
Or
I could walk 10 mins to the station, catch the new train, ride it for 20min while reading the paper while sitting in my own seat, walk 10min and be at work.
Or
Ride my bike the full length of Lower Hutt and get to work in 30min (dowhill) or 40 min (uphill) back home without going through a traffic light?
Trafiic?? What traffic???
** Wifey thing can be in the car as well. We hold hands even. ;-0
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That Michele Hewitson interview was pure gold.
I don't think I've got the attention span to learn long enough to be as good as I know I could be and it would annoy me enormously to half play the piano. It's better not to play at all."
I would love to say he was boring. Alas, no. But I'm sure if he tried, he'd be the best in the world at it.
Empty. And to boot, he hasn't got the attention span of a gnat.
Correction. Yes he has.
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Or:
"This is my ex-girlfriend" is regulary utilised.
And
"Meet my first wife". Always brings a smile.
Sometimes not from spousey thingy though.....sometimes....she's nice but.
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OF course, there's Judith "Miss Manners" Martin's priceless response on being asked the proper mode of address when introduced to a homosexual couple.
Or any couple surely. This could be the Blunt Question Of The Year:
"Hello, how do you do. Are you a zero, a one or a two penis couple?"
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So Mrs Emma Hart Hyphen (insert surname of male partner here), how long have you been suffering from this affliction?
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