Posts by Tony Kennedy

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  • Stories: Overseas Experience,

    If it helps, I had previously been having loads of sex with a Scottish bird

    None of this was ever captured on film ? - just checking mind

    on the other hand you should be aware...

    http://news.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=2121462005

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 225 posts Report

  • Southerly: A Little Voyage Around My Grandfather,

    there is something in the conspiratorial grandparent stories that always makes me smile, for me it was the "we will just go for a walk" and somehow include an icecream from the dairy.

    In my case it was a visit to the pub, When I was 4 or 5, my maternal grandparents would collect me from my parents house at around 3:15 for the “Sunday walk”. Invariably after 45 minutes of rambling around Waterford, we would by magic find ourselves outside one of granddads many locals just as the Sunday 4 o clock opening time came around.

    In we would go, and so started my education on the relative merits of Guinness (Draft versus Bottled), Beamish and Murphy’s. Quantity was strictly controlled, and I would “win” and extra packet of Tayto (crisps for you non Irish readers) when I could successfully identify the drink in question from the look and taste of the head.

    My other role on the walk was to be displayed to my grand parent’s contemporaries, as the first grand-child I represented the next generation. As the years went by and I began unsupervised pub visits, I was often accosted with the greeting “your Billy’s grandson aren’t you”. It was kind of hard to misbehave with that level of surveillance.

    After my grand father died I would sometimes visit one of his favourite haunts (not one of the “Sunday” destinations), stand at his spot and listen to his friends reminisce. I was never allowed to put my hand in my pocket and was always referred to as “Billy’s grandson“.

    The pub in question was Moondarrig House, owned by the legendary, at least in Waterford, Tom Maher http://www.munster-express.ie/obituaries/obit_maher%20tom.html). Now that’s a story for another day

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 225 posts Report

  • Hard News: Random,

    That was Tana Umaga as a young Wellington and Hurricanes winger. Except, unbelievably, Tana couldn't tackle then either.

    Agreed - Nonu had a crap S14 but Smith had an even crappier one.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 225 posts Report

  • Hard News: Random,

    spelling alert - Nonu

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 225 posts Report

  • Hard News: Random,

    Toeava will be in there and Nonu won't

    Noni will, smith wont - its good to get back to the important stuff

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 225 posts Report

  • Hard News: He even has his Baldrick,

    Heading off on a tangent (again), Copeland’s defection presents the following opportunity for Election 2008….

    The First United Future of New Zealand Party
    Or
    The Future for New Zealand United party
    Or
    The United New Zealand First party

    or <fill it in yourself>

    Co- leaders of course (just like the greens)

    lazy $5 bucks anyone

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 225 posts Report

  • Hard News: Claims,

    I feel a sense of deja vu

    Try combining it with amnesia

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 225 posts Report

  • Hard News: Claims,

    Now what we need, to tie this all together nicely, is to hear that David Bain was at the party on the night of the chicken.

    David is to young, but his dad on the otherhand ....

    It's time to call in Mystery Inc, get Scooby on the case.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 225 posts Report

  • Hard News: Claims,

    Annette King on Morning Report this morning

    http://www.radionz.co.nz/national/programmes/morningreport

    probably the only time I have heard Geoff Robinson stuck for words, even I stopped multitasking.

    The wow bit is about 5 minutes in.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 225 posts Report

  • Hard News: Claims,

    Why should they "give us a break", frankly what passes for news programs on TV1, 2 or 3 is a load of ratings driven bollox and not worth wasting your time on.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 225 posts Report

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