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  • Hard News: What's on David Bain's iPod?,

    ROFLLMAO!!

    sir humphreys

    tom, you've made my day.

    maybe they'll have to apply for the artists dole to get it back online.

    the back of an envelope • Since Nov 2006 • 2042 posts Report

  • Hard News: What's on David Bain's iPod?,

    PS. question offers chance to forgive father, thereby endearing himself to the nation, and increasing the likelihood of a pardon.

    the back of an envelope • Since Nov 2006 • 2042 posts Report

  • Hard News: What's on David Bain's iPod?,

    got it... how about,

    "david, it's been many long years since that awful day. in all that time, and in all the times you've had to reflect on the tragedy that struck your family, your loved ones, who have you missed the most?"

    </notes that it obviously suits the extended interview format>

    the back of an envelope • Since Nov 2006 • 2042 posts Report

  • Hard News: What's on David Bain's iPod?,

    Bain has not been found innocent.

    riddley, but he has not been proven guilty. that's the gist of the "substantial miscarriage of justice stuff'.

    he is currently accused of a crime, but he is not guilty of it (yet).


    and hadyn. i'd say, "indelibly".

    the back of an envelope • Since Nov 2006 • 2042 posts Report

  • Hard News: What's on David Bain's iPod?,

    one question before being shouted down by the others, what would you most want to know?

    "david! have you been getting regular action?!"

    what?... tell me you aren't curious christie.

    the back of an envelope • Since Nov 2006 • 2042 posts Report

  • Hard News: Claims,

    nah, i'm just going to look through magazine piles around wellington.

    if i see a copy of wisharts bs, i'm ripping it up and binning it.

    phoenix falafels, here i come!

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  • Hard News: What's on David Bain's iPod?,

    why mr brown... that post-title was positively wishart-esque!

    but to answer the question.

    "none of us are free" - solomon burke.

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  • Hard News: Claims,

    can't help that I have a strong social conscience who goes to bat for the underdog

    you mean, underdogs like... children?

    who you're happy to see beaten with riding crops and bits of 2x4?

    good to see that strong social conscience in play there dads.

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  • Hard News: Claims,

    Are most mass-murder rampages carefully planned?

    che <--- has watched csi. the answer to you question is, "only if they're professional hits. by a police detective for example..."

    che <--- is attempting to match d4j in the conspiracy steaks.

    che <--- also likes his steaks blue. notably, the colour of the film shown by idour at the party in question.

    COINCIDENCE?! perhaps not...

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  • Hard News: Claims,

    i just thought the mag in a lebanese restaurant was a delightful irony.

    would have been funnier if it had a prominent pro-zionist article.

    why? because it would suggest that the "reread" stats are bullshit.

    and..

    why don't we all put on red balaclavas and bum-rush Ian Wishart and tie him to a tree and tickle him till he cries?

    umm, if you're suggesting a posse?

    i'm in. again, for the laughs.

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