Posts by Che Tibby

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  • Hard News: Claims,

    Crikey - I think I'll let SAFE or PETA answer you on that one!

    again with the "meh". it's usually the people who kick up the biggest fuss who have the most to hide.

    bet those peta guys have the odd chicken in the freezer...

    the back of an envelope • Since Nov 2006 • 2042 posts Report

  • Hard News: Claims,

    Back to the chicken, I can think of a number of options, the chicken was dead (necrophilia/bestiality), the chicken died during the making of the video (snuff/ bestiality), no chicken was harmed in the making of the video (bestiality) or it was a rubber chicken, in which case there must have been some politicians present, hence a cover up.

    ROFL!!

    sigh...

    bestiality? meh.

    as long as there's no harm to the animal, who gives a shit? seriously. it's not exactly normal behaviour, and it sure as hell doesn't floats che's boat, but... really... who cares?

    why get all het up about a sport that's been amusing farmers for generations?

    the back of an envelope • Since Nov 2006 • 2042 posts Report

  • Hard News: Claims,

    what shits me is that wishart is obviously playing the attention card.

    his magazine is filled with unadulterated bullshit designed to wave red flags and generate water-cooler talking points (though not always, he does score the occasional hit), and...

    we're all talking about him.

    the back of an envelope • Since Nov 2006 • 2042 posts Report

  • Hard News: Claims,

    five figures?! sweet jesus!

    who ever though a bunch of puritanical nonsense would sell so highly....

    and mentioning puritans, i think we could convince ian to wear this.

    i especially like that it is made of "flame resistant fabric". nothing worse that catching alight when you're burning witches.

    the back of an envelope • Since Nov 2006 • 2042 posts Report

  • Hard News: Claims,

    Playboy don't do the same thing - the articles really are a lot better than Investigate's.

    and probably a lot less lurid.

    the back of an envelope • Since Nov 2006 • 2042 posts Report

  • Hard News: Claims,

    does investigate actually have a distribution of 10s of thousands?

    seriously? i would find that very surprising.

    the back of an envelope • Since Nov 2006 • 2042 posts Report

  • Hard News: Claims,

    angus, it also costs hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars, makes people more suspicious, and potentially sees labour creating a rod with which to be whipped...

    i'm not sure they'll follow your lead on this one.

    if we had a royal commission every time nzls version of "the national enquirer" spots a potential alien abduction, we'll be bankrupt!

    the back of an envelope • Since Nov 2006 • 2042 posts Report

  • Hard News: The People's Choice,

    i mean "investigation", as in "throwing a dart at a spinning board to determine results".

    i'd like to say he's a paranoid lunatic, but you know what? i just think he's determined to fill the national enquirer gap in the new zealand market.

    the back of an envelope • Since Nov 2006 • 2042 posts Report

  • Hard News: The People's Choice,

    i think anjum means a wishart "investigation"

    the back of an envelope • Since Nov 2006 • 2042 posts Report

  • Cracker: Flashback,

    guys... why has a box of pigeons turned up to my workplace?

    there's a script saying, "take one daily with water".

    [signed: confused public servant]

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