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Rob, you're hired. BTW, we don't need to use budget sfx, we're going for a HUGE grant and German funding.
We'll sort out your contract after the final draft, we'll get our people to talk to your people, do you have people? -
CAN'T LOOK AWAY, it's like he's the Ark of the Covenant or something (hehhe, that'll get them coming back for more)...
...in FACT it's almost like there's some mysterious pull towards PAS that is being generated from some strange Gestetner-like machine. Has Damian's skull been checked, we need a phrenologist and an exorcist...and a Bishop! He's not really a Bishop, that's it, he is...Son of Bwian (which brain spelled badly).
My eyes R. my eyes are fire! When Brian dissapeared all those years ago he spawned a love child with The Cyclist! She is coming back for Damian (AKA Timmy, HamishM you're re-hired). Only the G knows what's really going on because (and this is brilliant), IT IS WRITTEN!
IT IS THE GESTETNER CODE. -
It's OK, he posted on another thread. Creeps me out when he just looks back in on us like that. Damian Christ, who has a name like that, the Devil and Christ together, you think it's an alias? Or, The Devil's Auction House, he auctions souls I bet, he's on TV too, that's Satan's vehicle, though we could talk to him about a pilot movie, oh Jebus, see, that's how He works! Flattery R. he's going to come accross all nice and lovey, then WHAM! (not the band) he's going to steal our film!
Look R. we're flagging, our thread count is down (we're sub 4k), we need to pull something out og the hat if we want to make it past 10'000 views, maybe we've lost our mojo? Maybe we need to try and be a little more factual?
BTW, I have tried for many years to look normal, I'm a little insecure about it, OK? -
small voice... m e t o o
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Yes R. he's already asking for plot inclusions, he'll want a G. product demo in next, hawhaw, hell another great idea, I'm on fire today!
Agit prop smadgit prop, get outta here, you're just lamming.
R. you'd better bring that Giude Book thingy into the studio, we don't want to leave that lying round, especially when Thread-guy 666 comes snooping in on us, sssshhh, think he's coming back now, look normal. -
Wha! Hamishm is fired, he's an ass for chrissakes you guinea fool. I think we need to look out for John F, he looks to me like he actually knows what he's talking about.
He'll come back at us for royalties, just you wait and see. Damian can be paid off with a vial full of that isopropal methanol stuff, trust me, I know an amil nitrate fiend when I see one. -
Mauvine....mmmmmmmmmm, and yes Spirit Duplicator, I can do that.
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Look, everyone's getting way too excited, union, Jebus. Sorry to hear about the scorpion sting, it was a clandestine agent of The Cyclist, take heed, we are everywhere, erm they, they.
Discard D with P eh, I like it, run with it, never liked those mules anyway, too sterile, then the Shrek franchise thing, inter animal thing, which is kind of catchy and the boggie board thing, I hate boogers, damn surfer speedhumps, however, if you can work the guinea pig, half man donkeytaur in tights angle in, I'll forget the threats, suppose we're going to have to cut Damian in (do we get alot of freeloaders or what?), maybe there's a 666 angle there,
Cyclostyle Cyclist 666 - The Return of The Gestetner, has expandable franchise ops, I have a coupla hundered G's to move right now. -
Ipressive Dunedinitte, obviously shoulder-chips get air miles points too!
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I thought it was about acid flashbacks, sorry. We...we're, er babysitting your thread...ever been in a movie?
Hamish, you're out of our film, sorry, talk wto my PA.
R. if you ever mention the words "dancing", "with" and "potaoes in the same sentence again, you're out too, sorry mate but we have standards and this is art, make no mistake, where's my f*&^% script you word whore! Sorry, that was my PA, I've fired him, looked no good in tights anyway.