Posts by recordari

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  • Hard News: An inspirational record, in reply to Russell Brown,

    see you at The Adults

    Yep. In tonight. MagikJ has been remixing them already too.

    AUCKLAND • Since Dec 2009 • 2607 posts Report

  • Field Theory: It's not yours, but you…,

    Ok then. So ignore my earlier post almost completely.

    Easiest boycott evah!

    I didn't mind the Erdinger on tap, but haven't had one for ages, and have had Sol when I couldn't get a Corona (The Powerstation I think has Sol, which you get to drink in a plastic cup, making it all the more pleasurable). The rest I wouldn't know if I was boycotting anyway.

    AUCKLAND • Since Dec 2009 • 2607 posts Report

  • Field Theory: It's not yours, but you…,

    Perhaps Emma should have a Randy Radler in her PAStory. It just tastes bitter.

    <threadjack>

    ETA: You ©odwinned™ your thread in the first word of the title. That's... efficient.

    ™ Ian Dalziel.

    AUCKLAND • Since Dec 2009 • 2607 posts Report

  • Up Front: P.A. Story, in reply to Lilith __,

    (sorry to be circuitous

    It's the circle of life, or alternatively the big O. ;-)

    AUCKLAND • Since Dec 2009 • 2607 posts Report

  • Up Front: P.A. Story,

    Can we have a Māori Stormtrooper?

    AUCKLAND • Since Dec 2009 • 2607 posts Report

  • Up Front: P.A. Story, in reply to Russell Brown,

    I keep thinking of pastors.

    That's so page 2.

    [redacted] I'll shuddup now.

    AUCKLAND • Since Dec 2009 • 2607 posts Report

  • Up Front: P.A. Story, in reply to Hilary Stace,

    Curled up her lap was a mutant kitten, exhausted from a night stalking zombie rugby players.

    Janet, the farmer's daughter (Shirley, we must have one?) sidled up to the bar and Mike had her pint of Garbled Ale on the counter before her jeans settled into the chair.

    After a hard day haulin' oats, she savoured the first sup-position verily. Glancing over at the empty dance floor, her body swayed slightly as she sang silently to herself the earworm plaguing her all day.

    (Oh-oh, here she comes)
    Watch out boy
    She'll chew you up
    (Oh-oh, here she comes)
    She's a manatee
    (Oh-oh, here she comes)
    Watch out boy
    She'll chew you up
    (Oh-oh, here she comes)
    She's a manatee

    AUCKLAND • Since Dec 2009 • 2607 posts Report

  • Up Front: P.A. Story, in reply to Ian Dalziel,

    Recordari, I extend my commiserations, hope you can hold the memories and the laughter up to the light of life.

    Thanks Ian. Who would have thought such catharsis could be gained by pruning puns on PAS.

    coalesce into rock hard deposits…

    It’s sedimentary, dear Watson.

    ‘Let me sublimate your substrate’, said Col Moraine to Igneous Tarn.
    ‘Only if I can scoria on your fluvial plain’, Igneous replied, with a Vesuvius grin.

    AUCKLAND • Since Dec 2009 • 2607 posts Report

  • Up Front: P.A. Story, in reply to Emma Hart,

    The idea would be to get images we can use in the background while I read.

    Without you knowing what they are? Awesome. This could be seriously fun, and dangerous.

    ETA: Right, I guess you will have to know, but the thought of random images at inopportune moments did somewhat appeal.

    AUCKLAND • Since Dec 2009 • 2607 posts Report

  • Up Front: P.A. Story, in reply to Lilith __,

    Captain Jack action!

    <Cough> ‘Hammer Time!’

    clearly alien technology!

    A Feersum Endjinn even, owl.

    AUCKLAND • Since Dec 2009 • 2607 posts Report

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