Posts by giovanni tiso
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not a sport mind you, simply a way to pass the time
like cricket then...
Oi! You take that back, sir! Cricket is not a waste of time. The life that goes on in between cricket matches, now that's a waste of time.
In fact, I'd go futher and say that the purpose of most sports - like religion - is to make you forget that some day you will die. Not cricket. Cricket does the opposite.
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I assume so, although it should be noted that even that doesn't predate the international Jewish banking conspiracy.
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Nessun problema. La Cina è beffardo il resto del mondo.
And... my job is still safe. Phew.
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And if Aucklanders fail to be roused by a petition masquerading as a referendum, that's probably a good sign.
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Iti's line about returning the car but not the ownership papers I thought was pretty good actually. The PM embarrassed himself again but that's neither novel nor enjoyable at this point.
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I wonder if they'd let me cash in my tweetworth for a little discount?
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If you priced an "online reputation management masterclass" too low, nobody would come. I am quite certain of it.
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I told the waitress. She replied, "Oh! You should have said something." Which was strange, given that's exactly what I'd just done.
Comedian Hugh Fink did a funny bit once about never being able to tell if Chinese waiters were being sarcastic. No, really, it was less dodgy than it might sound.
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online reputation specialists
Dear God. It's good to see somebody *is* doing well out of the whole social media thing.
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can't knock Ikea. Affordable form with function is a great lesson for anyone interested in design
Hear, hear.