Posts by Joanna

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  • Hard News: Doing anything Thursday?,

    And everyone gets a free Traffic Light

    This is the only time you'll ever hear me say this, but I'd prefer a Jedi Knight instead please.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

  • Field Theory: Things that go bump in the…,

    The scene where Shelley Duvall walks up the stairs and sees a person in a bear suit is fucking terrifying.

    You are incorrect. Anything with anyone in bear costumes is awesome. It is a Truth Universally Acknowledged!

    My kids have almost open access to my bookshelves.

    Give them Lunar Park or The House of Leaves if you ever miss them sleeping in your bed...

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

  • Up Front: Amazons Are Not the Only Fruit,

    So here, have this instead

    One of these days I'm really going to have to start watching Torchwood . Also, is James Masters ever going to have a lover who doesn't beat him to a bloody pulp on a regular basis?

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

  • Stories: Hotels,

    It's not a particularly interesting story but I stayed in the Hotel on Devonport in Tauranga this weekend, and it was probably one of the best hotel experiences I've had, and I really really recommend it to everyone. It gets bonus points for having huge suede headboards you can leave confusing marks in.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

  • Cracker: In Which DC Becomes a Twat,

    You're all missing the point. Twitter is awesome because if I didn't have internet on my phone, it would still let me update the internet via text message to tell the world how drunk I am at a particular point in time. That is all.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

  • Cracker: In Which DC Becomes a Twat,

    "becomes"? I do not think you know what this word means...

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

  • Field Theory: A Brutal Pageant Indeed,

    Roller Derby was so awesome, but like Hadyn, I felt very inadequate in my crowd yelling. I am so much more witty at the wrestling. I suppose it was just because I was perving so much that I was reduced to merely yelling "Go Smash Malice!" (who I picked to support purely because Rocket Queen is my favouritest song ever).

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

  • OnPoint: Being a dick about Earth Hour,

    There's no shame in being fascinated by it -- it is bloody fascinating.

    Sweet, so can I ask about how realistic the new head of surgery on Shorties is, in their depiction of her Asperger's?

    (Wow, that was some bad Englanding)

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

  • OnPoint: Being a dick about Earth Hour,

    Okay, this will sound like a random question, and it is, but I'm far too lazy to do my own research and maybe someone here will enjoy answering the question.

    Does it use the same amount of power to charge a laptop battery as it does to run a laptop? Would it be more efficient to charge it overnight, then unplug it, and run it til the battery runs down or just leave it plugged in when I'm using it? Or is it pretty much the same?

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

  • OnPoint: Being a dick about Earth Hour,

    - You can't smoke P in a squiggly bulb
    ergo...

    Gareth Ward, put your hand up and pretend to look at my elbow, because I am giving you an Air High Five.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

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