Posts by Danielle

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  • Hard News: Ya rly,

    That's where he keeps his etchings. Wanna see?

    Pssst: I don't know if you guys were aware of this, but often, an offer to see someone's etchings means you end up examining *so much more* than you bargained for...

    Everyone's got a portfolio. $20 in your wallet is a portfolio.

    Oh Ben, that's cute. You think I have $20 in my wallet!

    (I'm starting to feel a little Eliza Doolittle-esque, at this point.)

    Charo World. Cuchi-cuchi!… • Since Nov 2006 • 3828 posts Report

  • Hard News: Ya rly,

    MY PORTFOLIO IS F@#KED

    You have a *portfolio*?

    Charo World. Cuchi-cuchi!… • Since Nov 2006 • 3828 posts Report

  • Southerly: Nine Months of Baby Hell,

    Alt, schmalt! Before any of that other, completely worthy music, there's a lot of hardcore drinkin' smokin' lovin' cryin' religious freakery for Bob to get into! Cash, Hank, Loretta, Waylon, Willie, the Louvin Brothers...

    Prediction: Bob is going to be the most emotionally sophisticated baby ever. He might also have a drinking problem by the time he's three, but at least he'll have *earned* it.

    Charo World. Cuchi-cuchi!… • Since Nov 2006 • 3828 posts Report

  • Southerly: Nine Months of Baby Hell,

    David, you are on my shortlist for the 'most hilarious writer ever' award. But really, country music rules. If Bob can appreciate Hank Williams at this tender age, I salute him.

    Charo World. Cuchi-cuchi!… • Since Nov 2006 • 3828 posts Report

  • Hard News: Electrickery,

    I'm getting sick of Obama supporters being 'demonised' as misogynistic "bullies"

    You can be as sick of it as you like, Craig, but I've read some absolutely hair-curlingly offensive remarks about Clinton from Obama supporters (and from the Republican side, too).

    Charo World. Cuchi-cuchi!… • Since Nov 2006 • 3828 posts Report

  • Hard News: Electrickery,

    Simon, thank god you're here. The McCartney peeps are apparently thin on the ground.

    (Also, how could I have forgotten to sing the praises of 'Every Night'? Or 'Jet'?)

    Charo World. Cuchi-cuchi!… • Since Nov 2006 • 3828 posts Report

  • Hard News: Electrickery,

    McCartney has never produced anything decent since he left the Beatles.

    <splutter!!> Oh, forget it. :)

    Charo World. Cuchi-cuchi!… • Since Nov 2006 • 3828 posts Report

  • Hard News: Electrickery,

    The Beatles were steered by McCartney into thoroughly middle-brow/fluff territory

    I disagree: being melodic doesn't necessarily make one 'middlebrow' or 'fluff'. McCartney's work on the White Album, during the 'I'm the Boss of All of You Now Brian's Dead' Beatles period, is really amazing: 'Blackbird', 'Mother Nature's Son', 'Back in the USSR' (it's a Beach Boys parody! But also a political statement! But also a badass rockin' song, with lyrical puns!), 'I Will' (which is so amazing, and so understated, that it hurts me)... he's just not a guy whose Beatles work you can dismiss out of hand as 'fluff'.

    (Of course, I've also been known to defend solo McCartney, and Wings, so you might want to ignore me. Not 'Rockestra' or anything, but I'll give some props to 'Junk' [so, so pretty] and 'Band on the Run'.)

    The Kinks *are* really underrated, admittedly. I love them.

    I can't ever see 'Keef' as cool. His skin is falling off his face in threads, and he falls out of trees and hits his head like a 5 year old.

    Yeah, but he'll never come running onto a concert stage in Texas waving a giant American flag, as Paul did at the show I attended in 2002. Pandering twat.

    Charo World. Cuchi-cuchi!… • Since Nov 2006 • 3828 posts Report

  • Hard News: Electrickery,

    What about in 2008? On the one hand, there's Keef. On the other, there's Sir Paul McCartney and his amazing orange barnet.

    Well, now it's an unfair comparison, because one band is still working and the other isn't. Plus the Two-tles have a higher unreplaced-member death toll: Brian Jones vs John *and* George.

    It has to be admitted that Keef is currently miles cooler than Paul, because he has a higher 'I seriously don't give a fuck' quotient. Paul is insanely dorky, *and* he's a complete burnout pot casualty. Poor silly old Paul. (He still writes a good choon, though.)

    Charo World. Cuchi-cuchi!… • Since Nov 2006 • 3828 posts Report

  • Hard News: Electrickery,

    in McCain the Republicans have, almost by accident, picked someone electable and who might actually be a good president.

    Unless you're pro-choice. Or pro-condom. Or pro-sanity.

    But Macs are still better than PCs, right?

    Erm. I've had a trouble-free Dell-based love affair for about eight years now, so I have no horse in this race. I'm sure Macs are just lovely and superior in every way, for people who care about that sort of thing. <now backing slowly away from the geeks, so that I do not anger them> :)

    Charo World. Cuchi-cuchi!… • Since Nov 2006 • 3828 posts Report

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