Posts by Juha Saarinen

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  • Hard News: Back when I worked in the…,

    Wasn't Prince Albert, that well-hun royal consort, best known for his efforts in popularising a certain kind of body jewellery?

    I take no responsibility for any Googling arising from this posting.

    Since Nov 2006 • 529 posts Report

  • Island Life: Page 3 Boy,

    Teh Intarweb is my enemy.
    Bonzi Buddy is my only friend.
    And he's PURPLE!

    Since Nov 2006 • 529 posts Report

  • Island Life: Page 3 Boy,

    I didn't want to pull strings... must admit I was late to RSVP, and well, my fault really.

    Since Nov 2006 • 529 posts Report

  • Southerly: The Geeks Shall Inherit the Earth,

    I phrased that badly... there's no doubt you can hit 35 knots in a confined canal but I wouldn't want to be anywhere near a ship going past at that speed. Noisy and very splishy-splashy, basically.

    As for hovercrafts, eel-laden or otherwise, they're something of a Finnish speciality. A pintaliitäjä or__ilmatyynyalus__ like the Tuuli-class attack missile hovercraft with twin 8,000 hp gas turbines would provide coastal supremacy in Greater Auckland when the regional politicking goes hot and The Cupboard decides to mount a coup. I really want one actually.

    Cost a bit to fill up though, which is, I believe, the reason the Channel hovercrafts were taken out of commission.

    Since Nov 2006 • 529 posts Report

  • Island Life: Page 3 Boy,

    My god, when blutters quaff and revel... it's legendary.

    I will - tried to RSVP but the web form said the event was full... no doubt because it knew it was me and HATES ME! :P

    Since Nov 2006 • 529 posts Report

  • Island Life: Page 3 Boy,

    "Naked Blogger in Speech Spam Scandal"

    There's a story in there, I can tell...

    Since Nov 2006 • 529 posts Report

  • OnPoint: D38: Hippy Death Ray,

    Toadies, but Coddingtonswallop bluttering oil seepage, no ham-wrapped infatuation and roto-tilling 35 years ago:

    Rutland Weekend Television

    Except not as funny.

    Since Nov 2006 • 529 posts Report

  • Island Life: Page 3 Boy,

    It wasn't me who brought up the baby oil.

    Who did then? Robyn? Must've been one hell of a wall-to-wall vomiting party, that Blend.

    Since Nov 2006 • 529 posts Report

  • Island Life: Page 3 Boy,

    While I appreciate that the majority of the esteemed Public Address audience reads The Listener for the pictures only, could I perhaps recommend the text of the article as well? It's actually quite good.

    Since Nov 2006 • 529 posts Report

  • Island Life: Page 3 Boy,

    David wasn't topless though. The picture clearly shows him wearing some sort of chest accoutrement made out of the finest possum fur. No, no... don't call the ALF. That's just mean.

    Since Nov 2006 • 529 posts Report

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