Posts by Ian Dalziel
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Blink Shabbat...
My sarcasm detector doesn't work on the Lord's Day.
Possibly an Israeli manufactured security device?
Look for the 7 29 at the start of the barcode : )oh... hang on... it's Sunday today isn't it
back to the drawing board then...yrs
Con Sumer
"They call me... Mithra Ed!"
he said hoarsely... -
for Knowledge Bro
(or should I say
Rok Bow Legend!
for it is indeed he
and no lesser mortal
Cleft Palette...?
- don't forget the Dub Lisp Cadres
...he spat playfully and cups 'is bladder...
or Public Address, and our own busty blog
is the product of a weirdos cool jag ...yrs
Goin' Postale
letter sorting
is my bag ... -
If you erect it they will come...
a place to engorge ones-self, a place
for primo mature threadjack elation...all hail the new Tumesce
at last no more loitering round Kiwi Bog
bringing the good poop to the Scoop
far from the madding Throng musesany room for a Punned-it ?
Yrs
Mrs Malaprop
formerly Ms Appropriator -
Total Ellipsis of the Evo-Loon...
There are perhaps 5% of the population
that simply can't think.
There are another 5% who can, and do.
The remaining 90% can think, but don't.Robert A. Heinlein
Graze allergy...
Something rotten grows in the cheesy agarFatty lipids leave a greasy ache in their wake
While the Yage chaser rants and raves - sad
Omegalomania of the cognitive dissonancy boyyrs
Anna Gramme
she ain't heavy ... -
@ Sacha - ya mean like this?
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Clef Richard 'n the shadows...
"Songs in the Life of Key" for soothing tunes he could put on his iPod. - Any other suggestions?
Just quickly before Neil Young starts on National Radio at 11 - I think Buffalao Springfield's classic For What it's Worth should be on there - and here's the classic muppet version (how do ya place a clip window directly in the post anyway?)
and something "Newsworthy" like The Beatles A Day in the Life I read the news today oh boy.... and perhaps some ENO for the rest of the ambience chasers
yrs
Roman A Clef -
Out damned spot, down spot, damn dog...
well that's freed up my Sunday considerably, no need for sly grokking with Mhichael Vhalentine Shmith er Lhaws ......thought maybe that given the contxt the Heinlein quote could have been The Moon is a Harsh Mistress , The Puppet Masters or even Job - A comedy of Justice !
Looking forward to the Haywood Column in the SST then..
yrs
Old Man River -
Hoban, take a look at my life...
Why Mr Wylie, you's been watchin TrueBlood.
Nah - Joe's just keeping me honest - for beyond The Bedsitting Room there is a very elegantly clipped and 'edgy piece of Dystopiary which I was channelling - the truly excellent Riddley Walker by Russell Hoban.
Well maybe I was a tad vampiric...mea culpa
yrs
Dos Amigos
Puter Leathere's another piece of share delight from Hoban:
"There aint that many sir prizes in life if you take noatis of every thing. Every time wil have its happenings out and every place the same. What ever eats mus shit."
-__Riddley Walker (p.15)__ -
Cross thread stitch up...
By sending them some textses?
Precious!
But as I noted over on the Resignation of Caption Worth thread, I believe he (the Prime Mincer) is adopting the modern parlance of referring to telephonic terrorising as Text Tortsyrs
Gloss O' Lalia
but call me Rescindy -
having a ball with English...?
He seems convinced that the plural of "text" is "textes".
or maybe he was just a little testy? ; - )
and other rescinds to be cheerful...
hit me... hit me...Yrs
I the Dury
Minister without "ortf"