Posts by Ian Dalziel
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Deaf and Tactless...
here's Mary Wilson's interview of John Key.
I finally figured out what Pry Mincer Key is saying - and it is a brilliant contribution to modern legal taxonomy - he is, of course, referring to the modern plague of crime by telephony - the elegantly coined Text Torts - Not to be confused with any other group of "Gloves-off" artificial disseminators obviously : )
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Silly Field
the flying enunciator -
Meanwhile back in Bogan Vllla...
Re Outrageous Fortune-I made fish pie for tea tonight. Wonder how it compares to Cheryl's...or Pascal's for that matter.
...all this and The L.E.D.S in the soundtrack!
now they're cookin'...yrs
Gawd N. Ramses
eff fer pheasant? -
Earth to Paul Henry...
(to Guyon Espiner) ...This is why people like us live isn't it? For stories like this - I mean this is the sort of thing that makes politics very, very interesting, sadly there are human beings involved.
Damn those meddling mammal bipeds!
But at least we now have confirmed that Paul Henry is an alien political scandal vampire and has no place on our screens, the sooner he is cut loose to quaff freely at the tumescent vein of Faux News the better...
We must all monitor our PH levels carefully...
Can an imbalanced pH cause serious problems?
Yes, especially as a person grows older! Although it may generally go unnoticed and undetected for years, an imbalanced pH (either consistently too acid or alkaline) leads to the progression of most, if not all, degenerative diseasesyrs
Jonathan Harker -
Daylight Rubbery or Moider moist towel?
"may the forceps be with you"...but then where are the Latex Intolerant condom manufacturerer murderers and who will Kull the Barbaric Onanists?
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Rubber E HowardPS Thanks Steve I'm saving as I go now
Dumpty doo dumpty day -
Shticking my oar in...
...stop with your last wordism.
possibly the latest thing in Omegalomania ?
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Alpha MayallPS: Rusty, what is the "time out window" duration when posting comments?
I'd just spent some time on a finely crafted, honed down and eloquent treatise - chapter and verse, acts and all - on what Murder is and what Juries do in regard the standing laws - with virtually none of my usual glib, or attention seeking, play on words shtick - and when I Posted it I was whisked to a page that said that Chad's PA Blog no longer exists, and my words had all evaporated, talk about adding insult to injury - sob! : )So as a last attempt at constructive contribution
the following site has an interesting take on what possible defences the "alleged vigilante" could raise not many if any -
Rhymes with Shtick...
indeed, things go from wretched to worth...sadly it seems the ex-Infernal Affairs Minister
(and hopefully soon ex-Member of Parliament)
has merely reverted to his diminutive - DICK...The history book on the shelf
Is always repeating itselfI suspect that as Minister for the National Library
he didn't do much reading from history...and some Famous Last Words fom his website: Dr Dick
We must all be relentlessly ambitious for New Zealand.
Richard Worth MPI'm guessing the "for New Zealand" is window dressing
DCM - Disquieting Cabinet Minister ?
or even Duplicitous Company Manager ?Power Dressing-down dept
meanwhile, team, let's not buy Line 7 clothes eitheryrs
Napoleon
Animal FarmWhere pigs eat swedes...
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Cods of the Highlands
surely if
baffing means To hit or strike, especially with something flat or soft.
then
baffingling
would mean to hit with LING - either as a fish
or Heather - ergo Wreckless Ericaceae
(a botanical entry in the Heath ledger no less...)yrs
Anne Old Slapper
who don't know the
difference between
Semantics & Semtex -
A tutu Brutus?
Reading now from the budget: Creative New Zealand gets an extra $7.1 million over the next four years, the Royal New Zealand Ballet an extra $3.4 million over the same period.
...do either of you enjoy cycling?Cycle de Soleil anyone?
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Onya Bykke -
Swney Todd
Marketing Auckland - not so much Cool as Chilling...
all that "adspeak" just says Swney got sold a "Big Pup"and, ohmigod... if that is the "trailer" for the movie Auckland
folks we have a winner for the next Razzies! in the highly contested Modern Urban Visitation Strategy section.
usually consisting of UFO movies or the Second Coming, I doubt anyone will be even going once - well maybe the odd Remuaryan might venture into Gucci for socks...yrs
Lo N. Li Mann
waiting by Hope St for the bus
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Terrorrhythm
the drums... the drums...
another abomination in the obamanation...meanwhile the real terrorists still thrive, Bill O'Reilly and his ilk on Rupert Murdoch's (Murdoch - a compound of murder and Moloch?) Fox "news" channel happily incite hate crimes and divisive dogma all aimed it would seem to intimidate or coerce a civilian population - fomental as anything...
this is the really scary "Reaity Televison"And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?Dick Cheney perhaps, looking to catch the bus from there to Megiddo...
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Bill the Butler did it Yeats