Posts by Michael Savidge
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Q. Should a swift and sure kick to Larry Baldock's bollocks as part of good societal correction be a criminal offence in NZ?
A. Not at all. Where do I line up?
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I lived for four years in Glenwood Springs, a hokey wee place at the other end of the valley from Aspen, about 60 miles away I think. I spent a ton of time snowboarding and partying in Aspen and I always felt a sense of the surreal about the place. So beautiful and so obscene.
Hunter S. was a hero of mine too and still alive when I was there but despite many hours at his local, the Woody Creek Tavern, I never spotted him. I did hear a huge explosion once and wondered if he was about. His wrecked typewriter - shot with a .357 Magnum whilst in a wee rage - still sits in a corner the bar.
I did a lot of mountain biking around there too and it's spectacular (and hard work until you acclimatise). And the weather rocks. As do the natural hotsprings along the sides of rivers. As does the reliable powder and the tree runs and...well, tis just a very, very nice location.
And, hell yes, the op-shop is a riot. I still have a few bits and pieces I picked up there - it's an embarrassment of riches. Which I guess is quite an apt metaphor for the town really. I always felt slightly embarrassed to be there.
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Rake?? RAKE????
Sir, I demand satisfaction!
The I suggest you see Mr Savidge about your G-spot.
Um no. I provide information, not stimulation.
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But wait....there's more.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/2491659/Bain-loses-bid-to-keep-111-tape-secret
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If my sweetie has a G-spot (and a vagina to keep it in) I've got to give back that toaster oven and the complete run of homosexual agendas. Bugger, so to speak. And my female acquaintances are not that helpful.
Craig, he has one, you have one, we all potentially have one - male and female. Do a little googling, it's a long way from being a myth or a secret.
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I'm not saying it can't be found, but can you really call finding the G Spot a 'manly' skill if it's something women are consistently better at? It really doesn't belong on the list.
Well it's on my list and for me has made being a man a more, um, fulfilling experience. I cannot say the same about vehicle maintenace or rodent slaughter.
And may I just say that ignorance or disinterest in this matter is sooo last century. It's a win/win outcome for goodness sake.
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I thought the G Spot was an urban legend -- but what the hell do I know? It all sounds like the sexual equivalent of taking the kids to the mall for school shoes. The perfect pair might exist, it might not, but you can't help but wonder if the end justifies the effort.
Jeez Craig, and here was me thinking you were a man of the world!
In my experience the Graf is no myth, just easier to locate for some than others. Even your sweetheart potentially has one....so I respectfully suggest you put some time aside for exploring; it may result in many good things..
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Locating the G-spot!
Mate, I think you'll find that, on the whole, women are far better at this than men are.
Hence the need to hone your skills grasshopper. Become adept and the world is your oyster*
*results may vary.
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Keeping in mind that we men do not generally live in isolation from the delectable females of our species, I would think there's one skill not mentioned to date that should be high on any list of manly qualities.
Locating the G-spot!
A much more valuable skill than most on that list and not generally the type of job I'd be keen to outsource.
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8 years away and now 8 years back and I still spend half the time wanting to be somewhere else.
So for me, the fog clears intermittently :)