Posts by Leopold

  • Speaker: Lockdown? Day? Whatever the…,

    Ah, The Great Toilet Paper Panic of 2020...

    Since Jan 2007 • 153 posts Report

  • Hard News: Hug Reform,

    Wait til you have a cracked rib and a friend hugs you before you've had a chance to blurt out a warning....

    Since Jan 2007 • 153 posts Report

  • Up Front: Mind Your Language,

    Reminds me of Lord Byron's 'Don Juan' and 18th century attempts to expurgate the classic writers:


    Juan was taught from out the best edition,
    Expurgated by learned men, who place
    Judiciously, from out the schoolboy's vision,
    The grosser parts; but, fearful to deface
    Too much their modest bard by this omission,
    And pitying sore his mutilated case,
    They only add them all in an appendix,
    Which saves, in fact, the trouble of an index;

    For there we have them all 'at one fell swoop,'
    Instead of being scatter'd through the Pages;
    They stand forth marshall'd in a handsome troop,
    To meet the ingenuous youth of future ages,
    Till some less rigid editor shall stoop
    To call them back into their separate cages,
    Instead of standing staring all together,
    Like garden gods—and not so decent either.

    Since Jan 2007 • 153 posts Report

  • Southerly: This Week in Parliament: 14…,

    Papal? Surely Mr H dosent mean to associate him with such lefty ranters as Francis I?
    The Romans would have made him a god - The Divine John Key at least. Even Caesaropapism seems a bit too down market for him...

    Since Jan 2007 • 153 posts Report

  • Hard News: News from home ...,

    I'm inclined to Dimpost's comment, in that I'm not interested if he's the sort I can have beer with (pace Andrew Geddis) but whether he can sort out the Party.

    Since Jan 2007 • 153 posts Report

  • Hard News: The uncooling of the inner West,

    Here's me, in Upper Hutt, hoping that prices in Wellington and Lower Hutt will force the young and the restless move out here to liven the place up...

    Since Jan 2007 • 153 posts Report

  • Speaker: An Open Letter To David Cunliffe,

    I'm having to rely on NZFirst and the Greens to provide any opposition against the govt. The LP seem to find indulging in fighting each other more attractive.

    Since Jan 2007 • 153 posts Report

  • Hard News: The crybaby philosopher, in reply to Tom Semmens,

    That nice Mr Key has a good genuine Kiwi accent...

    Since Jan 2007 • 153 posts Report

  • Legal Beagle: All of these things are…,

    `As through this world you ramble
    You'll meet some funny men
    Some will rob you with a six-gun
    Others with a fountain pen...
    But as through this world you ramble
    As through this world you roam
    You'll never find an outlaw
    Drive a family from their home'
    Pretty Boy Floyd - Woody Guthrie

    Since Jan 2007 • 153 posts Report

  • Feed: My Life in Curry, in reply to Raymond A Francis,

    I agree. All of this strutting and posing over who can eat the hottest chillie/curry is wearisome. What happened to actually tasting the food

    Since Jan 2007 • 153 posts Report

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