Showing my spots:-

"She's a MOD, she's a MOD, she's a MOD, yeah yeah yeah..."

Ray Columbus and the Invaders for those born after the 70's,
and writing credits go to Terry Beale, lead singer of the Senators,
who originally recorded the song Ray made so famous

I would include Pauly's "How Bizzare?" but i like the tune more than the lyrics - go figure.

As an alternative, and a definite Kiwi Knockout how about Sharon O'Neil
~~Maxine!~~

Maxine, (Who’s that walking, walking behind you)
You’re not the only one (Who’s that talking, talking about you)
To take the whole world on, (Who’s that walking, walking with you, Maxine)
But no one’s ever won
Maxine, (Who’s that walking, walking behind you)
Case one-three-five-two (Who’s that talking, talking about you)
A red and green tattoo, (Who’s that walking, walking with you, Maxine)
Eyes cold as steel blue

Unbeatable - surely??