Enjoy Simon and Garfunkel tonight, by the way.

I expect pyrotechnics. The fro! It cannot be contained!

So, a "trial by public opinion" is the great bogeyman we should be worrying about? I would think that breaking a woman's back, lying about it and leaking her private emails to the press to discredit her in order to save face would be, you know, *slightly* more objectionable. I mean, yeah, I can abstractly be sensitive for a person who has fallen so low in the public eye, but it's his very celebrity status and money that are keeping out of jail. Also, Tony: Paul Holmes, to use channel my Southern Protestant background, did some spiritual testifyin' on your behalf! Not everybody can say that...