Posts by Joe Wylie

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  • Hard News: Wikileaks: The Cable Guys, in reply to andin,

    I hate being hectored

    Pretty much a universal human cri de coeur. When it comes to being rogered, however, opinions vary.

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  • Cracker: Fa la la la laaa, la la la la.,

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  • Hard News: Wikileaks: The Cable Guys,

    Can someone point out when Marian Hobbs was ever nicknamed “Boo-boo” Hobbs?

    Oh well, seeing as you asked.
    Swindells doesn’t appeared to have referred to Helen Clark as Yogi, or to NZ as Jellystone.
    It’s quite possible though that he saw himself as Ranger Smith.

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  • Hard News: A very roundabout review of…, in reply to Sacha,

    Nothing remotely punky about Tron

    That suit that Jeff Bridges gets to wear at the end, symbolising the restoration of his rightful status and the due bag o' fruit of his genius. Worst happy ending ever.

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  • Hard News: A very roundabout review of…, in reply to Lucy Stewart,

    Of course not. Unless they're utter turkeys, movies have some resonance outside of the world that spawned them. Subtext, not.

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  • Southerly: The Dalziel Salon, in reply to David Haywood,

    In breaking news, we have less mucus than yesterday.

    Caution: Pandering-to-kiddies earworm.

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  • Hard News: A very roundabout review of…, in reply to Lucy Stewart,

    . . . if they acknowledged the existence of subtext, they’d have to listen when people complained about it. Much easier to pretend it doesn’t exist.

    A far more likely possibility than those who habitually use such shoptalk walking the walk and producing a half-way watchable movie themselves.

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  • Hard News: Wikileaks: The Cable Guys, in reply to Neil Morrison,

    I thought there might be some takers here on a discusion on knowledge, truth, Thomas Pynchon and the laws of theromdymics.

    Small boys got no part in that hustle.

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  • Hard News: Wikileaks: The Cable Guys,

    Imagine what her boss Obama has to wade through. How on earth does one come to any understanding of what is really going on. Or maybe people with good judgement can cut through and make good decisions.

    Go on Neil, make a wish, pin it to your Xmas stocking. Perhaps his Obamaness will slide down your chimney and relieve you of the need to keep making these endless infantile affirmations.

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  • Hard News: I'm not a "f***ing cyclist".…,

    I hardly think public opinion concerning people on bikes is going to improve if they get into the habit of throwing things at cars, magnetic or not.

    Once upon a time the Herald ran a piece on the problem people that lifeguards had to deal with on Auckland’s West Coast beaches. The real doozy was a guy who knowingly refused to swim between the flags, and justified it by invoking his status as a cyclist. Because he got it all the time from motorists he wasn’t going to take shit from lifeguards.

    Easy to picture a guy like that printing out death threats on sheets of fridge-magnet media

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