Posts by Ian Dalziel

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  • Legal Beagle: Infrequently asked questions, in reply to FletcherB,

    mmmmm MP....

    It’s not lazy, it’s realistic….
    they only have to stand for a month or two,
    and then sit for the next three years.

    from poll position
    to income bent...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 5191 posts Report Reply

  • Cracker: Spotted,

    Dead doggerel…

    Hmm, anything suitable I haven’t yet titled…?

    How about a quick R. Mutt-style
    meat hook through an oily
    Munch The Scream canvas…

    “Slatered for destruction”
    (2011 – Wail, oil, beef hook – mixed up media)
    Priceless + GST

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 5191 posts Report Reply

  • Hard News: On Science, in reply to Ross Mason,

    DSIRerrata...

    The Department of Scientific and Industrial Research may have been an apt name. Funny we have to reinvent the wheel so often.

    Yeah, when I heard National's R&D policy I thought 'great they are almost getting back to where they were before the DSIR was disestablished' - duh!

    Loving that Power-ring thingy - very Green Lantern
    In darkest night, no funding shall escape my sight...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 5191 posts Report Reply

  • Cracker: Spotted, in reply to DCBCauchi,

    with flense like this...

    You need a thick skin to be a painter here today....
    ...As a consequence I have tried introducing carving
    virtues into my paintings.

    ergo, you need thick paint to be a skinner...

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  • Cracker: Spotted, in reply to JacksonP,

    Hoof arted?

    I dunno about stock art.
    I guess it moves at a fair clip...

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  • OnPoint: 3 News Exclusive Investigation…, in reply to Paul Campbell,

    special investigative newsflashes ...

    nice one...
    shame the 'Brolleywood' graphic one
    got culled from the options...

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  • Cracker: Spotted, in reply to JacksonP,

    a new perspective...

    As a former picture framer, it’s
    not art unless you can frame it.
    I love unframed canvases.
    But I couldn’t eat a whole one.

    Dunno why but this conjures up
    thoughts of picture farmers...

    a brush with life
    a hoedown still
    rich soil paintings
    laid on with a trowel
    colour watered rows
    dry point graven

    or is that just too
    gouache for words?

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 5191 posts Report Reply

  • Hard News: Presentation and Reality,

    Present and real...
    Watch YU55 fly by live at SLOOH or live from Keck Observatory in about 40 minutes (it's 2.18pm now)...
    I'm sure it's just a coincidence that the PACWAV 11 tsunami exercise is on tomorrow as is the FCC's Emergency Broadcast test which will usurp control of all US media...
    }}: - /

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  • Cracker: Spotted,

    Art
    Discuss.

    art, ick, u late...

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  • Cracker: Spotted,

    it's a no braner...

    The Universe, is it really big?.

    6 walls, no corners...
    no up, no down
    just all around
    stray from the light
    a bang in the night
    no place for mortals
    windows or portals
    comical chemistry
    fielding mysteries
    ...words waiting coiners

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