Posts by Ian Dalziel

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  • Up Front: Sex with Parrots, in reply to Isabel Hitchings,

    Polynomial relations and other polymath...

    Spreading the domestic and financial burden across more people means that everyone has more, not less, time, energy and resources to spend on their romantic relationships.

    Sounds great. Not something they'd want
    to go pair-shaped again, I'd imagine...

    I'm afraid Stephen's math leaves me cold...
    I have enough trouble working out binomial coefficients
    but I'm all for anything that creates a family of positive integers.

    Math may be for ever but people can change
    maybe there is the odd long division, a little subtraction
    and even some carrying on but in a universal system
    it ain't all fibonacci sequences and phi in the sky
    there's all kindsa factors involved that can create
    a polyphase sequence leading to complex roots of unity.
    Each to their own without doing harm...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Speaker: All aboard: The choice for…, in reply to Kumara Republic,

    Still, we know where Cr Quax stands

    By the Kool-Aid table, right?

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: The Editorial Image, in reply to Kumara Republic,

    odious ideas…

    a man like Lhaws who has an opinion on everything,
    especially “feral underclasses” …

    He’s back it again today (if you care to search it out, I shan’t enable you), but his intro could easily describe National politicians and their preoccupations – just by adding an ‘ed’:

    As readers will know, there exists a sub-species of New Zealander I call “the federals”.
    They’re a group of individuals lacking empathy, insight and intelligence and often subject, it seems, to the instinctive or impulsive action.
    They are an untamed, untrained underclass that manage to combine transience, welfare dependence, criminal activity, violence – and a remarkable reliance upon alcohol and/or drugs. They distil all this into the federal lifestyle.

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Up Front: Sex with Parrots, in reply to James Butler,

    Tom's newly-coined term "VLR"

    Also with added vowels
    it could fly as Volare
    or soar as Valuer

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Capture: Going Walkabout in Sydney, in reply to JacksonP,

    What's new pussycat?

    runcible spoon

    risible cut-Lear-y?

    (thats Ed not Tim!)

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Capture: Going Walkabout in Sydney, in reply to Lilith __,

    Or, possibly, fake corks.

    ya got me, bung to rights!
    A. Weka

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  • Hard News: Friday Music: This stuff works, in reply to Scott Chris,

    Acid house...

    It's an allegorical grapefruit.

    I should have seen that....
    Hang on, are you taking the pith?

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Capture: In the Mosh Pit at the Orchestra, in reply to Nora Leggs,

    Through the looking glass II...

    From my seat on the side upstairs

    Looks like quite a stretch for the glass harpist...
    :- )

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: Press Play > Budget, in reply to Kumara Republic,

    Through the looking glass...

    ...it has announced an official rebrand.

    Yeah verily - Not MiniPlenty but PIM
    - meet the new Primary Industries Ministry ...

    The new Primary Industries Ministry has been accused of squandering taxpayers' cash with a plan to spend $900,000 on its new brand.

    (PrimInMin?) Money crisis! What money crisis?

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Capture: Going Walkabout in Sydney, in reply to Lilith __,

    they have a kea aura...

    What they lack in elegance they make up for in character.

    My dad always used to recount the tale of the wekas stealing their spoons while he and his brother were working, cutting posts, in the West Coast bush... Each accused the other of losing them until one day they came back to the camp site and spotted a weka heading off with a spoon in its mouth...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

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