With the Motherland erupting in its usual fury over Japanese history-books, I stormed up to the Queen Street Japanese busker and demanded immediate reparations in the form of ‘Sweet Home Alabama’.
‘Sorry, I don’t do that song anymore. I’ll practise it for next week.’
See what I mean? The war just keeps going. How much more of this can we take? Ryoji, Ryoji, don't you remember the time I helped you fight off the homeless guy who wanted you moved on from his bus-stop in 1998?
It’s been a rough couple of weeks for Japan. We Huaren should just take a deep breath and let them get over the death of the bassist from Guitar Wolf. I know it'll take me a while.
And it gets worse. Look, even if Japanese history never tells the full story about the Greater East-Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere, nor rehabilitates Iris Chang , the Japanese people still don't deserve the psychological violence and humiliation being visited upon them by Gwen Stefani.
I think we've all suffered enough.