Hard News by Russell Brown

Imagine how yucky a joint would get if you were the hundreth person in line! But the roach would be real wicked, if rather moist.

Regarding rat hippocampuses, surely the fabled memory effects of THC are when you are *not high*. Everyone knows you can't remember or even think straight when you're stoned....

Oh, and the only religious experience I've had stoned was Mormons at my door, ironically. Fortunately my hippocampus was too unsychronized for any lasting impressions.

I would think things would be just as bad for the first few tokers too, having to draw through a 1.5m long doobie . . . you'd need lungs like hot-water bottles, and need to suck for a few minutes before any perseverant wafts made it to your end . . .

. . . and should that be hippocampii ?