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  • David Slack,

    FDR, I think. Nixon nixed Bretton Woods.

    You’re right. My mistake.

    I think of Muldoon every time those words come up. He often wondered aloud about the good it might do the world to have a “new Bretton Woods.” He’d probably be getting a bit of media mileage today (and putting the boot in to sundry monetarists) if he were still around.

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts

  • Paul Litterick,

    None taken Paul. Because really, it’s my wife’s.

    Andrew, sorry; I am just depping for Craig today.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 1000 posts

  • Kyle Matthews,

    He’d probably be getting a bit of media mileage today and putting the boot in to sundry monetarists if he were still around.

    Heh. Thought exercise for the week. If Muldoon were PM today, what would he have done about the financial crisis? Probably froze house prices a decade ago…

    Since Nov 2006 • 6243 posts

  • JohnAmiria,

    The other night Amy was wearing her hair up and with her reading glasses on. “Wow, you almost look like Sarah Palin, I remarked.” She silently looked at me, removed her hair clip, did somthing slightly different to her hair and ouila! there it was, perfect Palin (but many years younger). I shuddered.

    Yeah, but even so you then proceeded to have the nastiest sex you’ve had in a long time, right? You called her “Sarah”, and she used words they don’t use in god fearin’ Alaska and …

    uh … um … I’ll go stand in the corner now, my bad.

    hither and yon • Since Aug 2008 • 215 posts

  • David Slack,

    Heh. Thought exercise for the week. If Muldoon were PM today, what would he have done about the financial crisis? Probably froze house prices a decade ago…

    CER with Iceland.

    A 50 billion dollar carbon sink machine (we can rent it to China!) to be built by hand next to Motonui.

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts

  • Emma Hart,

    uh … um … I’ll go stand in the corner now, my bad.

    Hey, Paul is Depp-ing, and it’s for Craig, the lucky bastard.

    I got told I looked like Palin on Facebook a couple of days ago. I think this covers pretty much any brunette with glasses now.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts

  • LegBreak,

    Thought exercise for the week. If Muldoon were PM today, what would he have done about the financial crisis? Probably froze house prices a decade ago…

    Or got Deputy PM Winston to see if he could hustle a few million off Owen Glen?

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1162 posts

  • Rob Hosking,

    He’d probably be getting a bit of media mileage today (and putting the boot in to sundry monetarists) if he were still around.

    If he’s where I think he is, he’ll have plenty of opportunity to do just that…

    Actually, he’s probably knifed Satan in the back by now. Taken over the whole show.

    I can just see him with a pitchfork, cloven hooves, and going Heh Heh Heh as the next batch of the damned arrived.

    South Roseneath • Since Nov 2006 • 830 posts

  • Rob Hosking,

    uh … um … I’ll go stand in the corner now, my bad.

    See you do.

    And we want those hands where we can see them.

    South Roseneath • Since Nov 2006 • 830 posts

  • David Slack,

    I can just see him with a pitchfork, cloven hooves, and going Heh Heh Heh as the next batch of the damned arrived.

    He and Friedman spend all day bench pressing anvils, buffing themselves and counting the days ’til Maggie gets there.

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts

  • Sam F,

    He and Friedman spend all day bench pressing anvils, buffing themselves and counting the days ’til Maggie gets there.

    I love this forum so much.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 1611 posts

  • Hadyn Green,

    Yeah, but even so you then proceeded to have the nastiest sex you’ve had in a long time, right? You called her “Sarah”, and she used words they don’t use in god fearin’ Alaska and …

    ahem.

    There is (naturally*) a Sarah Palin-based porn film now called “__Who’s Naillin’ Palin?__” Srsly. I’ve not seen it but hopefully there’s a Joe the Plumber reference.

    *There’s probably an Obama one too.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts

  • linger,

    *sigh*
    See what happens when you promise an “adult-themed Halloween”?

    Tokyo • Since Apr 2007 • 1944 posts

  • Islander,

    Andrewll. – dont forget those well-fed comestibles, entirely unaware of our ways, called ’loopies.” With suitable persuasion (lotsa wine) they even dig their own umukai-

    Big O, Mahitahi, Te Wahi … • Since Feb 2007 • 5643 posts

  • Islander,

    Y’know, premarinated….

    Big O, Mahitahi, Te Wahi … • Since Feb 2007 • 5643 posts

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