Posts by Ross Mason
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But didn't poor Cardozo look shit scared as he preprared to take it.
Gyan. Cardozo was the next day of course but he too had the shits!!! ...Tired...
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Late bloomers may not be able to hit University so easily in the future if the gummint has its way...
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So endeth a weekend of some of the best Sports Drama in history. Capital S, capital D.
Ghana....Heartbreak by the best example of why hand.. er... football should have a "penalty goal" maybe? Even Jesus couldn't have orchestrated a better death scene. And the bastard could still play in the final!!!
What theatre! And then to miss the penalty on fulltime with hero worship beckoning. But didn't poor Cardozo look shit scared as he preprared to take it. Wouldn't you?.....Thinking that might be enough for one day, saturday cruised on by. But there was more to come...and I wouldn't have put any money on it being any better than that!
The Dutchies. Solid, committed and playing to their strengths and the comeback got under Brazil's skins THAT's for sure!
Germany. Superb. So much for my prediction that the Messi(ah) is yet to score. But 4 for Christs sake! And so clinical. Obviously Maradona's Hail Mary prayer strings didn't work and God was on the side of the Germans today. Such is war. I have found that it helps to believe in yourself rather than ask (beg?) for divine intervention.
Paraquay......Would would believe 3 penalties and the score remain the same. Who would believe that the goal posts could be so thick and so close together? The side on camera showed it so close to coming out again too after it hit 3 posts within 2 seconds.
Thankfully it is a few days to the semis.....
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Not de Nile (River)
It's de Hutt
David: Jennifer - Birds of a feather. How could I forget. I have a daughter Jennifer. She does Improv with WIT.
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Thats true...it certainly feels like it.
Robyn:
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
The Hutt Valley is a prison that will trap you for life.
I suppose 32 years is getting close to "Life". But I like the 50 Tuis in the Kowhai. The Kereru, Native Falcons (kārearea), the quiet and the mist hugging the hills on a drizzly day.
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Kylinda? Jesus...Now THAT truly is a Strine name if ever I heard one. No doubt she has lots of money....effluent like.
"Apparently she's from Upper Hutt."
Bastard!
"Not to mention the automatic assumption that Canterbury is superior to all other provinces,"
How can you be superior with only one eye?
Upper Hutt were Gomorrah or something.
There ya go again.
It certainly has a lot of action for 3757 words (a legit "Short Story" by the way)
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It's actually sanctionable even in the junior leagues
When I was a kid I was the goalie. I got cold as shit standing around for 90 minutes with very intermittant action. What better way to keep a kid goalie involved in the game and a seagulling striker learning to out maneuver the goalie. Both stay warm!!
The yanks moved the offside line to about 25 yds out a few decades ago but that too was chucked.
It makes a good discussion topic though.....
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Proton oh proton, where have thou been
Pulsed into the precessional scene
Resonance and spin and it's all due to B
Then captured and FT'd for Emma to seeB - Magnetic field
FT - Fourier Transform -
medical technology will advance to the point where they can be done with a hand-held salt-shaker thingy
You mean this thingy
Is that "Emma" looking doey eyed thar!
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the provocative columnist Emma Hart
Wot? That loud mouth feminist?
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Just get rid of the off side rule!
Argentina are scary! But good! And Messi(ah) hasn't scored yet!