Posts by Megan Wegan
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Hard News: The new riot reporter, in reply to Craig Ranapia,
t’s not exactly high art, but any writer (or publisher) who condescends to their audience is going to have that disrespect paid with interest.
Actually, I tried to write a Mills & Boonesque novel a few years ago (as a challenge with a friend), and it was astoundingly hard. Everything I wrote felt like parody, and that's exactly what you don't want.
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Hard News: The new riot reporter, in reply to BenWilson,
Don’t call yourself Busty Harlotte.
If Craig hadn't already gifted me a drag queen name, I'd be taking that.
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Up Front: Something For Your Snow Day, in reply to Lilith __,
HAving said that, I wish I could think of lines like that when I needed them....
S'OK. "Megan"__is__ a drunken slapper. And I am NOT "Megan", as has been much discussed.
And yeah, I wish I was as cool in a crisis as "Megan". Not to mention her ability with a chainsaw.
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Up Front: Something For Your Snow Day, in reply to Sacha,
No, preferably very well.
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Up Front: Something For Your Snow Day, in reply to Emma Hart,
What if, say, “Megan” were to get a bit drunk, and it turned out “Megan”’s friends had a vivid marker? Theoretically…
One of "Megan"'s friends, [redacted], told her recently that if one goes in for that sort of thing, there's special pens.
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Up Front: Something For Your Snow Day, in reply to Tom Beard,
I thought that “Megan” would have a scale tattooed onto her cleavage for that purpose.
"Megan" would not sully her cleavage that way. What would be the point? She's had enough experience guesstimating at things in there.
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Up Front: Something For Your Snow Day, in reply to Emma Hart,
Hands, Megan. Those are called hands.
We've had this conversation. Repeatedly, even.
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Up Front: Something For Your Snow Day, in reply to Tom Beard,
Not the winkie, from the sounds of things.
I gather she has special winkie measuring equipment.
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Up Front: Something For Your Snow Day, in reply to Sacha,
Just what is Emma measuring here?
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Up Front: Something For Your Snow Day, in reply to Emma Hart,
“Fuck Wellington!”
“Working on it!”I'll admit, I snorted at that line. I was still getting over the hurt of Tamsin calling "Megan" a drunken slapper, though.