Up Front: Something For Your Snow Day
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Megan Wegan, in reply to
Just what is Emma measuring here?
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Tom Beard, in reply to
Just what is Emma measuring here?
Not the winkie, from the sounds of things.
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Bart Janssen, in reply to
there's always fucking ONE
Two or maybe not
Shortly afterwards, full equipped, they stood in a desolate wasteland, an eerie cry echoing across the concrete landscape.
should be fully??
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Megan Wegan, in reply to
Not the winkie, from the sounds of things.
I gather she has special winkie measuring equipment.
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Emma Hart, in reply to
should be fully??
Jesus.
If you'd all just like to amend your copies as we go.
Just what is Emma measuring here?
Yeah... nah. Not even. But doesn't my new tattoo look fabulous?
I gather she has special winkie measuring equipment.
Hands, Megan. Those are called hands.
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Ah ... that brought tears to my eyes ... again.
There is something truly inspiring about crowd insanity. And Emma was so serious as she read it to us at OGB.
I'm certain some references went woosh as they passed over my head and oddly, more proof that I simply didn't catch some bits, I didn't have to search google to understand Emma's post ... and then burn the search history.
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Rich Lock, in reply to
Not the winkie, from the sounds of things.
I gather she has special winkie measuring equipment.
I'm going to risk horribly mangling today's threads, and ask: Imperial or metric?
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Bart Janssen, in reply to
Imperial or metric?
6 inches!
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Tom Beard, in reply to
Hands, Megan. Those are called hands.
I thought that "Megan" would have a scale tattooed onto her cleavage for that purpose.
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Megan Wegan, in reply to
Hands, Megan. Those are called hands.
We've had this conversation. Repeatedly, even.
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Megan Wegan, in reply to
I thought that “Megan” would have a scale tattooed onto her cleavage for that purpose.
"Megan" would not sully her cleavage that way. What would be the point? She's had enough experience guesstimating at things in there.
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Emma Hart, in reply to
"Megan" would not sully her cleavage that way.
What if, say, "Megan" were to get a bit drunk, and it turned out "Megan"'s friends had a vivid marker? Theoretically...
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Megan Wegan, in reply to
What if, say, “Megan” were to get a bit drunk, and it turned out “Megan”’s friends had a vivid marker? Theoretically…
One of "Megan"'s friends, [redacted], told her recently that if one goes in for that sort of thing, there's special pens.
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Tom Beard, in reply to
there's special pens
Recent experience has proved to me that ballpoint pens are terrible for writing on breasts. They definitely need to be felt.
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recordari, in reply to
there's special pens.
With a rubber?
No, I'm not joining in. You're all just too filthy.
I may be digging myself a hole, but;
trenchcoat and
trench-coat are both in evidence.<trenchcoat>
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Sacha, in reply to
They definitely need to be felt
Very good
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Megan Wegan, in reply to
No, preferably very well.
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Emma Hart, in reply to
<trenchcoat>
Fuck, I'm supposed to be buying my son a trench coat! (On consultation, my dictionary says neither of those variations is correct.)
They definitely need to be felt.
Trying. To. Kill me.
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They definitely need to be felt
Or felt to be kneaded.
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Thank you, Emma, for immortalising an endangered species.
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Sacha, in reply to
that's the spirit
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Rich Lock, in reply to
that's the spirit
PAS rules relating to weights and measures:
Scotch: doubles
Coffee: doubles
Ententres: single -
recordari, in reply to
Or felt to be kneaded.
Your cup runneth over. I suggest you nip it in the bud.
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Ian Dalziel, in reply to
Cutting edge fashion...
Fuck, I’m supposed to be buying my son a trench coat!
He'd look very sharp in a trenchant coat...
and make sure that the coating isn't lice
or he'll end up with trench feverDo private eyes' girlfriends get trench mouth
- an ulcerative inflammation of the gums hoes?
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