Posts by Ian Dalziel

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  • Radiation: This Is Not My Dan Carter,

    Lemme Caution ya...

    I'm going to give TINML a couple more weeks to see if it picks up, but I wasn't impressed by last night.

    Ditto, and did they base the entire design colour
    palette on pastels from Charles Mesure's eyes?
    I'm heading back to Alphaville...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: iPad Impressions,

    Carter blanch...

    On that day he will judge the living and the politically dead, and his air miles shall have no end.

    was he drug tested ? - on the telly his air smiles seemed to go right round his head - he was lit up like a pinball machine - high on V* perhaps...

    and what's with the Tibet trip, allegedly paid for by a foreign power and apparently undisclosed to his caucus comrades - on the heels of the events just prior, weird judgement call or delusional sense of entitlement - he seems to have been on a long suicide mission...
    ...or a cry for help?

    *vengeance

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Speaker: A gloriously bad film,

    Social satirist slap...

    There is whimsy aplenty on PAS!!
    Check out David Hayward for starters.

    who is dis David Hayward character?
    I'll get Lord Peter Wimsey onto the case...

    I think you mean the incomparable
    David Haywood...

    Just Sayering...
    :- )

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: iPad Impressions,

    What a curious experience to play a game that you couldn't understand the cues for.

    or Chris Carter...

    what was he thinking...

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  • Hard News: iPad Impressions,

    What a curious experience to play a game that you couldn't understand the cues for.

    sounds a lot like life...
    ;= )

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  • Hard News: iPad Impressions,

    Beady abacusser responds
    to cast gauntlet...

    Warrior needs food, badly.

    that's a cryptic clue right?
    I calculate that:
    wooden fries ardor
    is the answer

    -ooo-------
    ----ooooo-

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  • Cracker: Jobs Blows,

    Let those bedbugs byte...

    Damian, my solution to the same dilemma was to move the CRT to the bedroom

    hell, move it to the bed ...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: Just pretend it's Friday already,

    Thankless hellhole stinks. Grand enigma.*

    ... one-again owner Roger Shepherd...

    Good on all the King's horses and all the King's
    men
    © for putting Roger back together again,
    I knew he was a bit loose,
    but I didn't know he'd broken...
    :- )

    BTW * is apparently an anagram of ©


    a musty old void...

    and seriously, should you be telling the world
    you're not home? - at least tell them about the
    friend with the Dobermann who is house -sitting
    so no-one gets hurt!

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Cracker: Jobs Blows,

    Back to BASIC for the Beagle Boys...

    I am now typing this on my ZX81.

    Meanwhile back at the hideout Megabyte Beagle looks up from his orange iMac screen:
    "Hey 176-761, this guy must have a tape deck!"

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Up Front: After the Big Gay Revolution,

    Admit One - just the ticket...
    ...Back in the day (the '70s) we had Gay Liberation
    badges at Resistance Bookshop (Chch) saying
    "How dare you assume I'm Heterosexual!"
    or words to that effect...

    The Press letters column continues to be polarised on the Middleton Grunge sacking event...
    one can hear duelling banjos on the Easterly...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

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