Posts by Ian Dalziel

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  • Field Theory: Stop, Drop and Roll,

    speaking of...

    ...hicks contractions

    I had never realised that goodbye
    was a contraction of God be with you!

    ..sorry back to the jammy tarts ...
    :- )

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  • Up Front: Something Chronic,

    a saucer amusement...

    ....anyone for badminton?

    well if it's bad Minton yer after,
    I do have some pun crockery for you...

    [...me old china!]

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  • Up Front: Something Chronic,

    Ditto, I apologise for having worsted the thread,
    and at the risk of becoming a one-trick pony, I may
    take a long nap and leave repartee central to the admirable Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

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  • Up Front: Something Chronic,

    Game, set, and match ;-)

    is this what they call net ball?

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  • Southerly: Everybody Needs Good Neighbours,

    And don't forget kiwiblog - that is satire isn't it?

    No, I think that's satyrs ...

    Satyrs are described as roguish but faint-hearted folk — subversive and dangerous, yet shy and cowardly. As Dionysiac creatures they are lovers of wine and women, and they are ready for every physical pleasure. They roam to the music of pipes (auloi), cymbals, castanets, and bagpipes, and they love to dance with the nymphs (with whom they are obsessed, and whom they often pursue), and have a special form of dance called sikinnis. Because of their love of wine, they are often represented holding wine cups, and they appear often in the decorations on wine cups.

    Satyroi were depicted as animal-like men with the tail of a horse, assine ears, upturned pug noses, reclining hair-lines, and erect members. As companions of Dionysos they were usually shown drinking, dancing, playing tambourines and flutes (the instruments of the Bacchic orgy) and sporting with Nymphai...

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  • Up Front: Something Chronic,

    another shaggy hair story given the finger...

    It is indeed verily villi that is putting the stomach all to shot.

    these embryonic folds are our intestinal servants,
    this valet vilification and spin must be put to rest

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  • Up Front: Something Chronic,

    after bathing at Bacterias...
    and other sleeper cells!

    I was astounded by the number of responses (almost all north american I think) saying that they washed with bleach regularly because the toys went in the kids mouth, and they might share with other kids.

    I wonder if there might be a causal link here to the acknowledged US obesity epidemic...
    insomuch as these kids are perhaps not getting a
    full complement (or repertoire) of bacteria and
    gut fauna that would normally chow down on,
    or break down, unwanted dietary inputs?

    just putting it out there...

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  • Hard News: The truth about "Party Central",

    It takes a Village to raise a Barn(es)...

    Now here's weird.
    You couldn't have known this but my birth name was, in fact, Pilgrim...
    Home, home on the strange...

    strange days and a weird scenes goldmine indeed...

    still time to open that Puritanning Clinic, then...
    ;- )

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  • Hard News: The truth about "Party Central",

    Otherwise known as Big Jim McLain? Tenuous, but I swear, this is The End.

    well, people are strange...

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  • Hard News: Ideology for Evidence,

    "if we had $8 million to spare, we would spend it in different ways".

    I guess he's saying we can't even afford ambulances for the bottom of the cliff, too...

    Maybe they could pay for it with all the fines collected from the small-business-crushing idea of permanent bus lanes on Dominion Road... that way the Supercity could be seen to be benevolent to the rest of the country...

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