Posts by Ross Mason
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Horny is to the USA what Randy is to NZ. Maybe?
Who would call their kid Randy in NZ. No probs in the big 'ol US of A.
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Tea Party video. A great lineup of the sick horsemen of the apocalypse.
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Garth needs to stop talking while his penis is full.
Heh. After under blankets reading of semi blue paperbacks it took a couple of shots to discover that a woman needed a wee bit more attention during certain activities as it became obvious that she did not burst forth in ecstasy at the moment of male ejaculation.
Funny that.
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And Cheese Rolls
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"Daddy, I want to be an earthquake scientist"
"Thats nice son, just don't go to Italy."
Seismologists for the highjump.
I am concerned that scientists were said to have not "foretold" the quake. Ken Ring, where are you.
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“Is your hedge trimmed in a strange shape? Call newsdesk on 020 7938 6000.”)
Dunno. The lights are always out. :-)
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Make sure you have a few things to hang on the wall in the conversation pit. That way the guests may pick up on it and away you go.
I have a USA Coat of Arms thingy from the front of a lectern. The one with the eagle and the arrows. Extracted while half pissed from the 4th floor of the US State Dept Building in Washington DC. I used a dime to unscrew it in front of 200 half pissed fellow guests. It looked real impressive while it was on the lectern but....... it was made of polystyrene and varnished!!! But it is a hell of a conversation piece. Imagine trying that trick today!!! Worse than imitating a pilot I bet.
And Bear stories are good too!! Camping in closed provincial parks is not a good idea when you cook ham steak and pineapple........
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Busytown: Sons for the Return Home, in reply to Rich Lock,
That copse the lot.
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Concur. Back to the book. Nearly finished it.