Posts by Ross Mason
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"Oh Yea. Oh Yea. Hear ye! Hear ye!"
Just in case you missed the point of this whole 33 page post.
According to the Bar tender, Pigs are not the only ones.
We are allowed to do it!!!!But while he is in for some marital tension, the England captains has been offered one reprieve. Cowboys owner Leo Molloy refused to release footage of the incident, saying Tindall had done nothing illegal.
“Our position is that if it’s not a crime, then we won’t release the footage. Rooting [having sex] isn’t a crime in New Zealand."
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Thought about all of the above. But I figured I didn't think there was any way I could have rolled up and convinced the gate nazis to "go and see if those seats are empty and if they are then they are ours" would work. ...Since I picked them up from a workmate I didn't even have proof of purchase.
Anyway. I DID enjoy the closeup TV shots (certainly would have missed from our seats) of the Tongan front row giving the French stick in the last few minutes. There was no doubt, no doubt at all they realised the significance of what they had achieved.
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It's that effing half a brain is the problem.
Nah. Gorn. Vanished.....Poof......vamoosed.....
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Sports Fans alike will recall my crowing (see above) that I had tickets to the game and they will share in my appreciation of the game between Tonga and The Rainbow Warrior Bombers. No grudges. The crowd was wild. Tit for tat tackle yellow cards and I DID get the impression that Stevey wanted to Tongans to remain on the field. The atmospehere was electric. Wonderful game.
The view was really good. The picnic tea we acquired was great. Even managed to slurp a Corona as well!!
Once we got the sofa closer to the big screen it did really feel like we were there......
Pardon?
.......Yes...we didn't go. Yes....I had the tickets at 4-45pm Friday. Yes I put them in my pocket. Yes we were packed and ready to go at 4-25pm Sat to catch the 4-39 train from Silverstream so that we had time to meander to our seats. Aisle 30. Row KK Seats 79 & 80.
Now.......where are the tickets.....
I was surprised to not find them in my pocket.....or beside the phone....or....The place was ripped apart until it was decided they were at work. Plenty of time. Drove down and checked all those places I ventured after 4-45pm Friday. Must be at home. We still had time. Ripped the place apart again. Remembered one place at work I failed to check. Wouldn't sleep unless I checked it....Getting a wee bit close to kickoff now......Arrived at work and no, they were not there either. "F*&k. Why why why did you not leave them in the car you silly prick!"
Journeyed with much sulleness on face, questioning getting old and failure of short to medium memory.... to Lower Hutt Pak & Save and got picnic tea.
Moved sofa closer to screen............the rest is history.......And we missed it.WTF.....it was only $250 and the game of the WC....so far......
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Your penguin is your brain, init ?
As in bird. Certainly. Hopefully only when it's in a bit of a flap.
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Your coloured version wins hands down!! I will be back to the penguin tomorrow.
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So.
The brain was stained and it's mainly in the pane.
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Heh. I swapped just for you ! :-) Nothing wrong with Pengui (sic). Is that a single Penguin, Pengwhy? I have to say I was/am shocked at the maskish view of my head with bulging eyeballs and tongue-sticking-out-nose.
The Emperor does have half a brain afterall. Must tell Scarecrow where to source them from.
An honourable bird who stands up for themselves. Yes they stink. Especially when you are in the middle of 10,000 Adelies stealing stones for each other's nests!!!
Speaking of understanding birds. Rosetta stone not. But poohiing rossettes. yes! Thank you Ig Nobels.
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Heh. I've got one too!! Compliments of Zagreb Hospital, Croatia for the princely sum of $115 NZ. Darth Vader eat your heatt out!!!