Posts by Hadyn Green

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  • Island Life: There is no depression in…,

    Clearly, rather than sex-segregated changing rooms, what we need is Fucking and Non-Fucking.

    Maybe I'm a hopeless romantic, but there's something about a gym changing room that doesn't really turn me on. Perhaps it's the chances of catching athletes foot in the wrong places.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report

  • Island Life: There is no depression in…,

    That said, I was a bit of a gym bunny at Les Mills Wellington in the early nineties. Never went back after some kind of proposition in the shower one time. Might be different now, but gyms by definition are narcissist magnets.

    When I told a workmate about I was going to (not Les Mills) he said, "Oh there, I remember having sex in the showers there with a guy who offered to 'wash my back'"

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report

  • Island Life: There is no depression in…,

    I have to say that of the entire post the thing that stood out for me* was that David referred to his "junk"

    *(boom boom)

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report

  • Field Theory: Massive Fraud,

    Hadyn is never seen in public without both a pineapple and a coconut in his hands.

    Is there lime in the coconut?

    y'know I never could figure out the next line... and with any luck Webstock will be serving drinks in pineapples.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report

  • Field Theory: Point of difference,

    and this just in: Michael Phelps will not be charged in that recent storm in a bong

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report

  • Field Theory: That's Super,

    I am, and prepare yourself for a shock, also awaiting the Indian series. it should be good.

    I have often found the Super 14 hard to get into until the later stages anyway.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report

  • Field Theory: That's Super,

    Cheers Heather fixed
    Cheers Naly
    and
    Cheers Kyle

    I did the adding up too three programmes (two of which are quite successful) and you only save $1M. Jeebus! Imagine if they gave the Black Ferns $1M, they could be unbeatable (or rather more so).

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report

  • Field Theory: Cricketucation,

    "Why does everyone hate Martin Crowe?"

    I always thought it was something to do with his hair

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report

  • Field Theory: Cricketucation,

    And this from an email from Dom (of the Dropkicks):

    Dude, I really don’t think you have any idea how cricket will capture the hearts and minds of England’s children.

    The ashes are coming up, and I don’t need to tell you how big the last win was in 2005. That shyt stopped a nation even more than a 1 inch snow drift. And there is the potential for a rebuilding Australian team turning up having been soundly beaten in two consecutive test series and possibly three consecutive one day series.

    Despite recent results, I’m still saying the series is even money right now. Last time the ashes was held in England, an average three lions team beat possibly the best test team there has ever been.

    Never, never underestimate the potential for cricket to capture the hearts and minds of England’s kids. In my opinion, cricket remains the ultimate test of physical and mental ability.

    I soundly believe that the most successful cricketers are also the most intelligent. Where else can you see players in a physical game succeeding despite obvious technical deficiencies (Steve Waugh). Cricketers are often the most well-spoken of commentators and captains remain some of the shrewdish tacticians in a sport.

    He's right ya know

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report

  • Hard News: Away for the Weekend,

    Has it been reported what they paid to get that to air during the Super Bowl? A full minute.

    $3M per 30secs so $6M

    But did I hear right, they're ALIENS! Why are you all laughing?! He said they're gonna eat our brains! Right on the TV! Quick, everyone, to the compound while there's still time!

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report

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