Posts by Ian Dalziel

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  • Legal Beagle: He is Henry the Eighth, he…,

    And never mind the Gerry-mander.

    nor the Gerry-maunder

    (but do look out for another Maunder minimum )

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  • Hard News: The Foundation for…,

    the new iMock...

    the video for The Power ...

    or The Power book trailer
    ...more subtle Apple promotion, eh?
    ;-)

    my heart belongs to Dada...

    A bim beri glassala glandride

    or Bambi's glossolalia gland ride?
    deer me...

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  • Hard News: The best blogger there never was,

    The Pink Pantheon...

    And there was me thinking the Cato Institute was named after Clouseau's manservant.

    or was it Kato - that common Japanese surname - Do you have leecence for that Minke?
    or Kato - The Green Hornet's sidekick as portrayed by Bruce Lee on TV.

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  • Cracker: Strike Nine (and counting),

    brain drain nadir...

    who's Hilary Calvert

    I think they need a Culvert Hillary
    - someone to climb them out
    of the gutter they're in...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Cracker: Strike Nine (and counting),

    Gourmand aghast...

    Mmmmm. Juicy conjecture gently wrapped in deliciously aged coincidence served straight up on a spicy bed of conspiracy.
    What does one drink with that?

    after the Jus cogens Desserts [sic]
    (or Humble pie )
    I'd recommend the Chateau Colostomy '62
    (Sir Henry, of Rawlinson's End, favourite tipple...)


    Carry on Hari Hari

    Harry Harrison?

    I smell a Stainless Steel Rat!
    :- )

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  • Hard News: The best blogger there never was,

    A well oiled rigger... & the jawbone of an ass

    David Garrett ...after being hit
    from behind by a top psychiatrist."

    ...step right up folks
    the fight of the century
    Shady n Freud
    David "Dodgy" Garrett
    vs
    The Psycho "Spinner & Paddlefist"
    face to face...

    ...vis-a-vis visas
    PAS-sport reports
    Identity theft and drunkenness
    Men ACTing Badly

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  • Busytown: The art of seismography,

    my size-mometer is running...

    I'll see your <pendant> and raise it (a <pennant>?). Isabel is right: -logy is talking, -graphy is writing.

    whichever way you flag it
    (and at the risk of suffixation)
    as usual - it's all about seis (mo) ...


    My seismosaurus is running...
    The definitive source of shaky & scaly words!
    er no:

    seismosaurus (noun)
    a huge late Jurassic dinosaur known from only a few bones, probably the longest ever animal with a length of up to 115–150 feet (35–45 m), and one of the heaviest at up to 110 tons. [Genus Seismosaurus, infraorder Sauropoda, order Saurischia.]

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  • Hard News: The Orcon Great Blend 2010:…,

    Treasures from Humpty's dumpster...

    You've over-egged it.

    without so much as a buyer-leave
    he went for the double yolk
    Caviar temptor...
    the gamete of bad spawn puns
    beckoned, egging him on...

    seed will be spilled....

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: The Orcon Great Blend 2010:…,

    Heh... It's a terrible life alright...
    Damn! Now I want salmon caviar.

    can I interest you in Christchurch's Desolation Roe ?

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  • Southerly: Refugee Status,

    Making houses entirely of doorframe would seem the obvious solution.

    like the tower in Predicament...

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