Island Life: Rage against the machines
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Oh, and an explosives license. Or failing that a friend on the West Coast.
(nuff said)
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Burn them at the stake whilst cavorting around them, painted with woad.
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Think Empire Strikes Back.
http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/3/35/HanPopcicle.jpg
Maybe a few disfiguring blows from a sledgehammer, then encased in carbonite (or whatever molten plastiky thing you have on hand)?
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Firemen stoke the engine on trains
Firefighters out out fires
I used to flat with Ferrymead Rail enthusists.
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out out hmm - hows about put out
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Pete,
If you are in Welly I could supervise your utilising my pump action 12 gauge to blow all 3 to smithereens.
I'll happily throw in the 9 rounds of OO Buckshot or solid slug if you're feeling particularly vengeful.
http://www.securityarms.com/20010315/galleryfiles/0100/144.htm
It's even got a laser - but you'll have to find somewhere suitably rural as I'm in suburbia.
Drop me a line if you are keen
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I'm quite fond of Nelson's penance - turn 'em into a bird table and see them cr***d on all day long. Better still set up a web came for all the other drives to see.......
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Okay, I can see my appeal to people's empathetic side failed miserably. Not that I'm sorry to have been ignored.
Clearly, the truest method of revenge is one of eternal torture.
Why bother with incineration...
Some say the world will end in fire
some say in ice...As with 81stcolumn's suggestion, but better than a bird bath, perhaps an art work in continual state of development. A mini-torture rack, hanging on a wall in your office, and each time frustration overload hits, pass it on through violent acts upon the hapless articles on your wall.
In fact, you could wire up a speaker and recorded groans of anguish and pleadings for mercy that reverberate around the room each time you vent your anger.
That sounds nice.
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How about something that uses NZ's comparative advantage? Say tying the server to some sort of harness and attaching said harness to a dairy cow/horse/etc for a couple of days. You could then make some sort of witty caption about turning servers into plowshares
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I know a guy who makes trebuchets.
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I know a guy who makes trebuchets.
Those are the coolest things. I want to make one for my backyard and use it to throw the ball for my dogs. For the dog's entertainment only, obviously.
The fact that they might have to cross three neighbouring properties to retrieve their ball is just good exercise.
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Kyle... it can be so.
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I organised a car crash. Didn't hurt too much and it helped that no-one was in the back seat.
Thinking about it though, the hard disk was just about all that did survive. Could you try putting it in a vat of Coca Cola?
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Oh no kitset, that's cheating.
If you don't build it yourself, then it loses all its charm. And wildly dangerous inaccuracy.
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If you don't build it yourself, then it loses all its charm. And wildly dangerous inaccuracy.
That must be a fundamental difference between us Kyle, that's what happens is I do build it myself.
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I don't have a trebuchet, but if you want to give them even a vaguely sporting chance, I have a claybird thrower and a shotgun. They get one last burst of freedom, and you get them to blow them out of the sky like rats-with-wings.
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I don't have a trebuchet, but if you want to give them even a vaguely sporting chance, I have a claybird thrower and a shotgun. They get one last burst of freedom, and you get them to blow them out of the sky like rats-with-wings.
Or if you shoot anything like me, one last burst of freedom, followed by landing on the ground and getting to go "haha, you missed me you useless shot! fucked ya again!"
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Andrew any idea if your friend can build one that falls back into a recessed position for dogs to drop the ball in and set it off?
Might need a co2 cylinder, collection pan & tube to deliver the ball into the launcher assembly.
For the intellegent energetic dog and super lazy master.
I couldn't think of a better use of a Firearms licence than making Fireworks.
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Andrew any idea if your friend can build one that falls back into a recessed position for dogs to drop the ball in and set it off?
You have a dog that brings things back? I've assumed the term "retriever" is ironic, for labradors anyway.
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I couldn't think of a better use of a Firearms licence than making Fireworks.
One of my favourite off topics - I think that we should need explosives licenses to operate fireworks. But I also think they should be real explosives - not the wussy stuff they sell us now.
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You have a dog that brings things back? I've assumed the term "retriever" is ironic, for labradors anyway.
My dogs play 'chase', followed by 'get distracted', followed by 'ignore owner' followed by 'watch owner retrieve ball'.
Apparently it's a bunch of fun.
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Check out this oddly well timed piece from wired: Rage Against The Machines (title clearly plagiarized).
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