Island Life: What I've done with Julie Christie is my own business
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One Hundred Ex GirlFriends in the cellar?
For later use?
I dont think a stash of of old skyrockets will be much help in getting you out of that one paul.
and you cant just use em willynilly, you might end up on some register....
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well you see later on I really did get into much bigger rockets (maybe not quite that big) ... my wife is understanding and I've since spent much more on them than the good old skyrockets I bought when she was my GF ....
sadly I haven't flown rockets since I moved back to NZ and skyrockets are no longer sold during GF - otherwise surely the China free trade deal would have meant more wondrous fireworks than we possibly could have imagined - instead they're going to send us their tai-chi instructors - presumeably as an end around the Falung Gong
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Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to detail a Hummer? Burned his hand on the exhaust pipe.
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You see, back in my day, "detailing a hummer" was just tickling his balls when he reached the vinegar stroke. Funny how language changes.
Careful Ben, my better half is Irish. :-)
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Hate to meet the worse half ;-)
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