And that's what we wanna know too.
Texas ain't even on the Mason Dixon. But there's no denying an education in Pynchon is the best possible preparation for where you're at, dude. 'Cos you already must know: America's strange, and it's gonna get a heap weirder. Like, way weirder than Leonard Wilcox on hot afternoon in A3...
They got Internet down there then?
You know I can do "sulky child" rather well. (And on command too.) But you forgot mention how I stealthily switched the video camera on to capture the encounter. :p