Posts by Danielle

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  • Hard News: There is History,

    South Island

    Jeez, poor old Nightcaps.

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  • Cracker: Of Tweets and Twats,

    It's on Wikipedia! Incredibly.

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  • Cracker: Of Tweets and Twats,

    (there's an ancient kids' book by that name I understand)

    It's a series!*

    *I may or may not own Milly-Molly-Mandy Again .

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  • Random Play: Hi-ho hi-ho it's off to…,

    It's as if Ibsen wrote comedies about getting what you want and discovering it's impossible for you to be happy because you've been completely pickled in bile.

    This reminds me of someone I've sort of 'known' as part of the same community on Teh Internets for about ten years. He's spent a decade backing the wrong horse in US elections, ranting and raving about 'Rethuglicans' - someone Craig might actually be justified in terming 'the loony left'. Finally, last year, he picked a winner in Obama, spending months telling us all that Obama would be the leader of a radical reform movement and change the world immediately he was elected. Obama was The One!

    After the election, he suddenly went silent for a few months. Two weeks ago he returned with an absolute vengeance as... a 9/11 'Truther' and conspiracy theorist about the One World Order of Which Obama is a Pawn. It's like he was mentally incapable of adjusting to being on the winning side. It was a truly amazing turnaround.

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  • Random Play: Hi-ho hi-ho it's off to…,

    Sam, you're fucking killing me here. :)

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  • Random Play: Out of a Clear Blue Sky,

    We have more than enough gobbledegook spoken on the National Radio morning news introduction.

    Ah yes. Brief introductions in Te Reo: 'gobbledegook'. I've always thought so.

    I would 'headdesk', but given the prevalence of this kind of arrogant stupidity, my head would be permanently affixed to the desk and I'd find it difficult to get any work done.

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  • Speaker: Copyright Must Change,

    Classic.

    Metarofflenui!

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  • Random Play: Hi-ho hi-ho it's off to…,

    Speaking of vile people, I was reading a story at the Herald Online about Ryanair thinking about charging a fat tax. I made the mistake of looking at "Your Views". And it was a mistake.

    Shudder. I can feel the waves of Haterade from here.

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  • Hard News: Deconstruct This,

    Heh, Robyn. 'Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid!'

    Is Autotune going to be integrated into Singstar in the future?

    I find with Singstar that the tune is almost irrelevant, because timing is everything. You tend to get marked down for getting carried away. Hrmph!

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  • Up Front: Also, The Rain Isn't Gone,

    Okay, that's never happened. I mean... how lost can you get?

    If you have a retroverted uterus the cervix can be quite difficult to get to, I think? Which is, you know, great. Because being scraped with a little bottle-brush up in your ladybits isn't uncomfortable enough already, without having to get all Jamie-Lee-Curtis-in- Perfect contorted.

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