Posts by Steve Barnes

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  • Hard News: The McCully Touch,

    Steve Barnes, is that video a take on Justin Timberlake's "Dick In A Box"

    Yes, it is.

    Peria • Since Dec 2006 • 5521 posts Report

  • Hard News: The McCully Touch,

    From the internal chastity orb to the bell end in seven comments. Efficiency.

    Ah, back on topic again, Bell End.

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  • Hard News: The McCully Touch,

    Latin quote on the NZ Conservative site Sine Dominico Non Possumus

    I thought that meant "There's a sign in the Domain that says "No Possums""

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  • Hard News: The McCully Touch,

    And I thought you were thinking of this...

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  • Hard News: The McCully Touch,

    Whereas if we were to take sex out of its box and play with it...

    It would never become a collectors item to be flogged off on Trade Me.
    I'll get back in my box now... No wait... that's not what I meant.
    Damn it, where's my hat...
    Digging deeper to find a way out...
    Bugger, why am I always misunderstood...
    OUCH!!!!

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  • Hard News: The McCully Touch,

    How many bars are there on Ponsonby Rd? Close it to traffic from Crummer Rd to Three Lamps, put up screens in Western Park.

    Not a bad idea Phillip, in fact, why stop at Crummer Road?. Include Myers park and K' road and we have a winner, bugger the CBD.

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  • Hard News: The McCully Touch,

    What Auckland would need is a wide street lined with munter-friendly pubs that can be closed to traffic for a few nights, with space for screens, crowds and a few marquees.

    Hang about... Didn't we just spend 100 squillion on Queen St to make it People friendly? You know, with stuff for tourists and the like? Didn't the Council know about the RWC?
    Anyway. For those visitors that would like to see the Rugby and can't because the tickets are not only expensive but, apparently, already sold out. It will be on TV, well Sky TV at least, I have a suggestion. Get a room in a Motel in one of the nicer parts of NZ, sit back and enjoy the News coverage of all the drunken revelry and resulting chaos of a badly organised fiasco.
    I'm, joking... of course... aren't I?

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  • Hard News: The McCully Touch,

    A good few years back I used to have a couple of "Mates". One was called Lenny the Turk, he was what I call a "Point and shoot guy" the other was called Sammy the snake, an inveigling, slippery con artist . On one occasion the next door neighbours were having a row, it went on all day and into the night. One of the guys in the flat said to Lenny "Mate, why don't you go over there and tell him he's a C**t?"
    Off went Lenny,the row stopped and the fight started. Lenny was a punching and a kicking and the neighbours wife came to her husbands rescue. We then sent Sammy in to say all the right things and make everybody happy.
    If only McCully were even more of a snake...

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  • Hard News: Party central is hurting my head,

    It's more the deeply masochistic character of Randians, I think.

    Whom, in the USandA, have the inalienable right to shoot themselves in the foot.

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  • Hard News: Party central is hurting my head,

    It may be because Haden hasn't covered the gays yet.

    Oh, you wait 'til he baggs the Italian Immigrants. ;-)

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