Cracker: A Whale of a Tale
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(I actually type this from a hotel room, on a work trip. I'd be raiding said mini bar but all I can find is some pottles of long life milk).
And a phone.;)
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And never ever tell a taxi driver.
Every time I've told a taxi driver where I work, I get a look of glee and "So what's Paul Henry really like?" And I have to explain that they've got their telly mixed up. Never fails to disappoint and bewilder.
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What, there's more than one channel? Must have slipped that one past while I was distracted by talkback. Righto
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Sorry, the conversation has moved on. However:
Any kind of live broadcast presenting is remarkably exhausting. That's why so many of the people who do it are maniacs.
Hey! :)
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I don't like Shane Jones persona, but I've never met him.
Why the political editor, no less, engages in panty sniffing is beyond me.
There are so many important issues ignored or given scant regard, we are entertained by this circus - while Nero fiddled.
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Hey! :)
I rest my case.
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I don't like Shane Jones persona, but I've never met him.
Why the political editor, no less, engages in panty sniffing is beyond me.Shane wears panties? This will provide new fodder for twitter's #ShaneJonesPornTitle
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Maybe it's where I choose to drink the rest of the time (not fancy members-only places frequented by overpaid presenters, but just yer average Ponsonby Road bar...), but I've realised recently that by comparison, the minibar ain't that pricey. In fact, I think the beer in my hotel minibar is about $7 a bottle, half the places I go out drinking at it's more like $8+ (which seems ridiculous compared to the offie, but overheads I guess...)
I still can't justify a $4 chocolate bar though.
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I rest my case.
Russell, don't poke the readers -- they bite. :) But I know PA Radio isn't a five day a week operation, but I'm constantly impressed at how thoroughly zen Glynis is when everything is falling to bit hard on deadline... :)
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Russell, don't poke the readers -- they bite
Speak for yourself.
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"I lost the plot." Shane Jones yesterday. What does this mean????
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Belatedly, as the resident Coro defender:
The revered Paul Henry wondered last week how a show about "ugly poor people" could do so well.
You know, I always thought I hated that guy. But now I *really* hate that guy. :)
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Speak for yourself.
Well, that's the last time I stand up for your non-existent honour Frau von Spangle-Bling. I'm going to go sulkily bang on my upright now...
The revered Paul Henry wondered last week how a show about "ugly poor people" could do so well.
I've asked the same question about Breakfast myself. Many many times...
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I'm going to go sulkily bang on my upright
#shanejonesporntitle!
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I'm going to go sulkily bang on my upright
#shanejonesporntitle!
Craig is the master of #shanejonesporntitle. Even when he's not trying.
And oi! non-existent honour? I'll have you know...wait. Who am I kidding. I'm the stereotype
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I'm going to go sulkily bang on my upright
#shanejonesporntitle!
Craig is the master of #shanejonesporntitle. Even when he's not trying.
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You know, I always thought I hated that guy. But now I *really* hate that guy.
Now, now Danielle. Just the other day you said this about Coronation Street:
... it allows for odd thematic things like 'ugly people on TV'
But I suppose you said it with love ;-)
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#shanejonesporntitle!
Hey, if Megan and I are gong to be underpaid and surrounded by more arseholes than a William Burroughs novel, we might as well hit the cabaret circuit
Fifi von Spangle-Bling and Hermann Kokstrangler present
Another Opening, Another Show: The Shane Jones Story in Song -
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I get top billing!!!
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sorry for the threadjack - I've steered well clear of this one - but any of you other bastardly talentless hacks going to qantas tonight?
cos as an extra special treat, me, Scott Kara and Liam Dann are your designated music providers for the evening. for free and everything.
not that it really matters. once the final gong's been dished everyone will bugger off to the pub anyway...splitters.
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But I suppose you said it with love ;-)
I totally did! :)
Being a Stealth Hippy as I am, I would probably prefer to say that Coronation Street hires a lot of 'character' actors. Because:
(Wow, I've never seen this video before. It is horrid! And unintentionally hilarious!)
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sorry for the threadjack - I've steered well clear of this one - but any of you other bastardly talentless hacks going to qantas tonight?
cos as an extra special treat, me, Scott Kara and Liam Dann are your designated music providers for the evening. for free and everything.
not that it really matters. once the final gong's been dished everyone will bugger off to the pub anyway...splitters.
I'll be there. Can I start making requests now?
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sorry for the threadjack - I've steered well clear of this one - but any of you other bastardly talentless hacks going to qantas tonight?
Pfft. I wish.
Incidentally, Russell doesn't follow me on Twitter. He has noooo idea just how manic I am. (I blame the 4am starts. And the coffee.)
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I get top billing!!!
You won't be so keen when you get a load of the Kiri-Hayley-Susan Boyle mash-up I've got planned. Glee? Fuck, Glee! The hills will be alive with the sound of anguished screams and diabetics pleading for insulin by the time we're done.
And you will wear the hideous pouffy-shouldered house coat without a peep. -
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Oh, you know I'm gonna look fantastic in that. And there's a pretty stunning dress under all the frou-frou there.
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