Field Theory by Hadyn Green

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Field Theory: How's that working out for you? Being clever?

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  • BenWilson, in reply to Rich Lock,

    Surely one has staff for that kind of thing, though, no?

    For the fishing? Um, no, I'd just buy it from the shop if I wanted the fish. Way cheaper. I'm a catch-and-release dude anyway, keeping maybe one or two medium sized snapper to justify half a day of idle tomfoolery.

    Or did you mean the coffee? Well, I do actually take decent coffee on my own boat. But when you're on someone else's boat, I'm not going to get all Ponsonby on them for coming up with instant and a shot of sweetened condensed milk. I'll pause from baiting a mucky hook, nibble the round wine biscuit (or more likely, a real NZ biscuit, with chocolate coating, cream inside, a solid chocolate core, and just enough biscuit in the base to still call it a biscuit) and think life can sometimes be grand.

    That said, if some merchant banker pulled up beside in his mega launch and offered me a fresh latte, I'd take it, and probably give him some fresh biscuits. This has never happened.

    ETA: Gah, I forgot the caramel, and made NZ biscuits sound weak.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 10657 posts Report

  • Ngaire BookieMonster, in reply to Rich Lock,

    They missed the best:

    Lady Mary Crawley: Sybil is entitled to her opinions.
    Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham: No. She isn't until she is married, then her husband will tell her what her opinions are.

    At the foot of Mt Te Aroh… • Since Nov 2009 • 174 posts Report

  • Russell Brown, in reply to giovanni tiso,

    And I don’t deserve a dram by way of thanks?

    Bags you have the grappa.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 22850 posts Report

  • Ngaire BookieMonster,

    On the RWC front I’m just really, really bored with media turning it into an ongoing series of “Look How We F*ck Everything Up”. Can’t we just be idiotically excited enough to feel good about ourselves for a couple of weeks?

    And, uh, I’m now almost totally ashamed to admit it but those Sky ads made me giggle.

    Added afterthought: It’s advertising. Of course it’s vaguely embarrassing, a bit stupid, only mildly amusing and designed to make us buy buy buy.

    I mean, even this made me giggle:
    Throwing aside your natural instincts and lacy lingerie, standing proudly in your flannelette pyjamas and whispering, ‘I love you, New Zealand.’

    Perhaps I’m just an idiot.

    At the foot of Mt Te Aroh… • Since Nov 2009 • 174 posts Report

  • BenWilson, in reply to Ngaire BookieMonster,

    And, uh, I'm now almost totally ashamed to admit it but those Sky ads made me giggle.

    What, you blew 93 days straight without giggling at advertising? Corporate loving hussy, repent!

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 10657 posts Report

  • Russell Brown, in reply to Ngaire BookieMonster,

    On the RWC front I’m just really, really bored with media turning it into an ongoing series of “Look How We F*ck Everything Up”. Can’t we just be idiotically excited enough to feel good about ourselves for a couple of weeks?

    You'd think.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 22850 posts Report

  • giovanni tiso, in reply to Russell Brown,

    You'd think.

    You're not going to start again, are you?

    Although I suppose that two weeks of idiotic excitment leaves four whole weeks for the bitter resentment. So I guess it could work.

    Wellington • Since Jun 2007 • 7473 posts Report

  • Hadyn Green, in reply to Russell Brown,

    I'm with you man, I just ate a (Wellington on a Plate) burger and drank (some very nice) beer for lunch

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report

  • Sacha,

    Crikey, that was a lot of work catching up. So many good points - and that Aussie clip was brilliant thanks James.

    Rugby culture is part of New Zealand's story/stories about ourselves. And the corporatisation of sports and the event industry's taste for public subsidy is relevant too. So yes, it does matter enough to spark this sort of conversation.

    Telecom marketing head Kieren Cooney was interesting on Campbell Live last night (12 min clip, interview from about 5 mins). Let's just say Kieren did a much better job than this misguided campaign when he eulogised Paul Reynolds.

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report

  • Sacha, in reply to BenWilson,

    a real NZ biscuit

    another important topic

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report

  • Steve Barnes,

    Well that was short lived, the Telecom ad that is. I can now understand the Latest Logo, admittedly stolen from Kurt Vonnegut

    The above drawing by Vonnegut is from Breakfast of Champions. It's of an asshole.

    Kevin Roberts? fixated much?
    Anyway, something must be done to get these slackers behind the All Blacks. We need real leadership and our risk taker/trader Prime Minister is the man for the job.
    How about resigning if the All Blacks lose? Now, that would get the juices flowing.

    Peria • Since Dec 2006 • 5521 posts Report

  • Bart Janssen, in reply to Danielle,

    The more people like a thing, the better it is!

    Wham!

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 4461 posts Report

  • Bart Janssen, in reply to Hadyn Green,

    Chess is a game; Ballroom Dancing is a competition bordering on a sport.

    Best definition I heard (and still useless) ... If you don't sweat it isn't a sport, if you do sweat it might be a sport but might not.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 4461 posts Report

  • BenWilson, in reply to David Hood,

    Upon leaving this thread a few hours ago, I didn't think it would mutate into a culture wars thread.

    I'm not surprised it's happened, and feel better that it has. It drew people on both sides, something that there's been a bit of a lack of at times in PAS recently. I hope Hadyn hasn't got the pip about it, it looks like the longest thread he's ever had on here. That's got to count for something.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 10657 posts Report

  • Steve Barnes,

    Well, according to Wikipedia to qualify as a Sport it must involve Balls.
    So Ballroom dancing qualifies because it has room for the defining object.

    Peria • Since Dec 2006 • 5521 posts Report

  • Rich Lock, in reply to Steve Barnes,

    admittedly stolen from Kurt Vonnegut

    So it goes.

    back in the mother countr… • Since Feb 2007 • 2728 posts Report

  • Bart Janssen, in reply to Russell Brown,

    I think there’s a good argument that they’ve screwed the pooch by making the rugby season last all year, for sure.

    For me it was when Rugby impinged on the cricket season, so I chose not to watch the beginning of the Rugby season and somehow lost interest in the end of that season as well. Also, night games.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 4461 posts Report

  • Steve Barnes, in reply to Rich Lock,

    So it goes.

    Or, in the case of the offending ad campaign, So it went.
    ;-)

    Peria • Since Dec 2006 • 5521 posts Report

  • Bart Janssen, in reply to Megan Wegan,

    I’m still thinking about the logistics of naked swimming competitions.

    Did I mention I used to hold most of the trophies at the nudist club swimming competition :).

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 4461 posts Report

  • recordari, in reply to Bart Janssen,

    The more people like a thing, the better it is!

    Wham!

    Your point is?

    In future, when you look up 'relentless', this thread will be mentioned. Just sayin'.

    AUCKLAND • Since Dec 2009 • 2607 posts Report

  • Sacha, in reply to Sacha,

    when he eulogised Paul Reynolds.

    should have been: (the other) Paul Reynolds.
    sorry, Paul

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report

  • BenWilson, in reply to Steve Barnes,

    Well, according to Wikipedia to qualify as a Sport it must involve Balls.
    So Ballroom dancing qualifies because it has room for the defining object.

    Surely anything involving a non-eunuch male qualifies, too? In naked swimming, the balls are even on display. OK, maybe not in cold water.

    ETA: When I'm swimming, my balls are always on display. Waterpolo demands it, hiding your balls is a foul. No, that does not carry through to the horse's balls....

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 10657 posts Report

  • Tom Beard, in reply to Bart Janssen,

    Best definition I heard (and still useless) ... If you don't sweat it isn't a sport, if you do sweat it might be a sport but might not.

    Well, since most dictionary definitions of the noun "sport" require athleticism or "physical prowess", I suppose I would have to go along with that. But that begs the question, inherent in the usually derisive tone of "but that's not a sport!", of what it is about sweating that makes an activity more praiseworthy than a perspirationless one.

    Personally, I consider the verb "sport" more conducive to human happiness than the noun.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1040 posts Report

  • Ngaire BookieMonster, in reply to recordari,

    Lots of people liked Wham! and therefore they were awesome? :D

    At the foot of Mt Te Aroh… • Since Nov 2009 • 174 posts Report

  • recordari, in reply to Ngaire BookieMonster,

    Lots of people liked Wham! and therefore they were awesome? :D

    Yeah, I was teasing Bart, because he knows I'm all about the Wham love.

    AUCKLAND • Since Dec 2009 • 2607 posts Report

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