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Yeah, whenever I read about a correlation being used to justify a causation theory, I always remember :
"Eating ice cream causes drownings"
There is an extremely high correlation between days of high ice cream consumption and days of a high number of drownings :-).
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Nice one. That's especially poignant because neither one causes the other. Both are caused by a third factor (good weather, probably).
Another good one.
"Wearing a protective helmet causes head injuries"
People tend not to wear protective helmets unless they are doing something where there's an above average chance of smashing their head somehow.
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Speaking of shock-horror:
Florida cops issue shock 'Butthash' warningCops from Florida's Collier County have created a bit of a stir by declaring that local high school kids are getting high on fermented "fecal matter and urine", known as "Jenkem", or "Butthash"
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Impressive. Actual shit-stirring.
... Have they been in contact yet with that known perpetrator of high-reaching fecal matter and urine, Little Rodney? -
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Wait til the pushers start mixing that into milkshakes to hook the kids...
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oh, so was I the only one rushing around like a mad dog this afternoon buying up **Bindeez** from retailers who hadn't heard about the recall/GHB connection?
They're gonna make excellent stocking stuffers this Xmas. Who's the coolest Uncle now, eh?
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Jenkem experience report
ROFLMAO. Could hardly get any more ridiculous. It's like getting someone to beat you up so you can feel punch-drunk.
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...which I can happily report is an experience akin to real drunkenness. Which is one of the bad things about piss.
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Heads up...hoax alert
http://www.boingboing.net/2007/11/07/florida-sheriff-spre.html
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Farm kids I once knew said they sniffed cow pats - I pref to flick a match and watch them burn off the gas myself.
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