Hard News: The Commercial Crunch
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I'm not sure that was quite the result they were after ...
Unfortunately downloading would only serve to increase the popularity, or at least public awareness, of the artist/producer of the offending work and in doing so, would increase CD sales :-(
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Stacey campaigned for
Helen. Quit. After three years
A stunning comeback. -
An early winter
Shall chill Australian hearts
The Jonesman is back -
One kick and collect
And one regulation bomb
Look at all the praise -
How long until this
Becomes a meme? Stacey in
Haiku, immortal. -
Stacy Jones? Oh, her -
she was in my class at school.
Wait, that's someone else. -
One kick and collect
And one regulation bomb
Look at all the praiseLol. But you're not going to win.
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One kick and collect
And one regulation bomb
Look at all the praiseNo, that shits not easy.
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Stacy Jones? Oh, her -
she was in my class at school.
Wait, that's someone else.WINNER!
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One kick and collect
And one regulation bomb
Look at all the praise(I refuse to haiku)
You're forgetting the one that Fien whoopsied.
And that dummy. He sold that twice over it was so good.
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Plays Seven, smaller than most
but he casts a shadow
Taller than the goal posts -
(I refuse to haiku)
I'll take limericks.
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I'll take limericks.
Ah - the Irish haiku
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Stacy Jones? Oh, her -
she was in my class at school.
Wait, that's someone else.WINNER!
I second that!
To continue this oblique theme:
Gavin and Stacey?
A different relationship
I think. -
WINNER!
Flattered as I am, I must take myself out of the running as the tickets should go to someone who is hot 4 teh leaguez.
Heh.
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Jones. Incandescent
Manly. Beach not adjective
Stacy. Brisbane weeps -
These four entries are not my work but I submit them on behalf of a rugby-league-mad mate who writes the old fashioned-way, with an HB pencil on a piece of paper. His name is Tom.
Time lord Stacy Jones
chips, gathers, throws a dummy
juggles time and space
Step, kick, sprint, Stacy,dance their defenders dizzy
deliver our win
Comes the time, comes Stacelittle general big man
ruling time and space
Halfback Stacy Jonesdances defenders dizzy
rules the NRL
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One thing I have always wondered about television advertising was if they have a metric that works like banner ads where it gets broken down to the cost of one-person one-view.
There are two reasons for this, There were some ads a few years ago. they seemed to be a series of ads that misrepresented what the advertising industry does followed up with the weirdly-meta irony of "Advertising, that's the way it works". One of those ads had a family argument situation that implied a single viewers worth was in the dollars per hour. I figured they were making shit up, but I still haven't found any numbers as to how much it really is.
Secondly, I'm curious to know whether it would be an amount I'd actually consider paying to get rid of the goddamn things.
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Irish Haiku. fnahh.
There was a young man named Jones,
Who made a living by breaking his bones
He juggled with balls
With a bunch of big tools
What a peculiar way to sell Phones. -
Who made a living by breaking his bones
'Rugby League - the craft that he hones' surely?
(and shouldn't lines 3 and 4 rhyme?)
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(and shouldn't lines 3 and 4 rhyme?)
Iguess it depends on your iccent ;-)
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Iguess it depends on your iccent ;-)
haha!
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New mascot: Stacy
New strategy: chip and chase
Warriors of old! -
Hmmm! Advertising--that great mix of pseudo science and 'orrible hucksterism. One question I have always wanted to ask an adman: when TVCs make the claim '30% larger' or "13 % percent longer" or 'new and improved"--effing larger or longer or newer than what???
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Little General
Thanks to haiku has become
Ninja Warrior
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