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  • Steve Barnes,

    I'm not sure that was quite the result they were after ...

    Unfortunately downloading would only serve to increase the popularity, or at least public awareness, of the artist/producer of the offending work and in doing so, would increase CD sales :-(

    Peria • Since Dec 2006 • 5521 posts Report

  • simon g,

    Stacey campaigned for
    Helen. Quit. After three years
    A stunning comeback.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 1333 posts Report

  • Mikaere Curtis,

    An early winter
    Shall chill Australian hearts
    The Jonesman is back

    Tamaki Makaurau • Since Nov 2006 • 528 posts Report

  • LegBreak,

    One kick and collect
    And one regulation bomb
    Look at all the praise

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1162 posts Report

  • Simon Poole,

    How long until this
    Becomes a meme? Stacey in
    Haiku, immortal.

    Since Dec 2008 • 161 posts Report

  • Robyn Gallagher,

    Stacy Jones? Oh, her -
    she was in my class at school.
    Wait, that's someone else.

    Since Nov 2006 • 1946 posts Report

  • Conor Roberts,

    One kick and collect
    And one regulation bomb
    Look at all the praise

    Lol. But you're not going to win.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 57 posts Report

  • Jeremy Eade,

    One kick and collect
    And one regulation bomb
    Look at all the praise

    No, that shits not easy.

    auckland • Since Mar 2008 • 1112 posts Report

  • Ben Gracewood,

    Stacy Jones? Oh, her -
    she was in my class at school.
    Wait, that's someone else.

    WINNER!

    Orkland • Since Nov 2006 • 168 posts Report

  • Kyle Matthews,

    One kick and collect
    And one regulation bomb
    Look at all the praise

    (I refuse to haiku)

    You're forgetting the one that Fien whoopsied.

    And that dummy. He sold that twice over it was so good.

    Since Nov 2006 • 6243 posts Report

  • ken davies,

    Plays Seven, smaller than most
    but he casts a shadow
    Taller than the goal posts

    New Plymouth • Since Mar 2009 • 1 posts Report

  • Russell Brown,

    (I refuse to haiku)

    I'll take limericks.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 22850 posts Report

  • Tony Kennedy,

    I'll take limericks.

    Ah - the Irish haiku

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 225 posts Report

  • Geoff Lealand,

    Stacy Jones? Oh, her -
    she was in my class at school.
    Wait, that's someone else.

    WINNER!

    I second that!

    To continue this oblique theme:

    Gavin and Stacey?
    A different relationship
    I think.

    Screen & Media Studies, U… • Since Oct 2007 • 2562 posts Report

  • Robyn Gallagher,

    WINNER!

    Flattered as I am, I must take myself out of the running as the tickets should go to someone who is hot 4 teh leaguez.

    Heh.

    Since Nov 2006 • 1946 posts Report

  • stephen walker,

    Jones. Incandescent
    Manly. Beach not adjective
    Stacy. Brisbane weeps

    nagano • Since Nov 2006 • 646 posts Report

  • Peter Calder,

    These four entries are not my work but I submit them on behalf of a rugby-league-mad mate who writes the old fashioned-way, with an HB pencil on a piece of paper. His name is Tom.

    Time lord Stacy Jones

    chips, gathers, throws a dummy

    juggles time and space




    Step, kick, sprint, Stacy,

    dance their defenders dizzy

    deliver our win




    Comes the time, comes Stace

    little general big man

    ruling time and space




    Halfback Stacy Jones

    dances defenders dizzy

    rules the NRL

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 66 posts Report

  • Neil Graham,

    One thing I have always wondered about television advertising was if they have a metric that works like banner ads where it gets broken down to the cost of one-person one-view.

    There are two reasons for this, There were some ads a few years ago. they seemed to be a series of ads that misrepresented what the advertising industry does followed up with the weirdly-meta irony of "Advertising, that's the way it works". One of those ads had a family argument situation that implied a single viewers worth was in the dollars per hour. I figured they were making shit up, but I still haven't found any numbers as to how much it really is.

    Secondly, I'm curious to know whether it would be an amount I'd actually consider paying to get rid of the goddamn things.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 118 posts Report

  • Steve Barnes,

    Irish Haiku. fnahh.

    There was a young man named Jones,
    Who made a living by breaking his bones
    He juggled with balls
    With a bunch of big tools
    What a peculiar way to sell Phones.

    Peria • Since Dec 2006 • 5521 posts Report

  • Kyle Matthews,

    Who made a living by breaking his bones

    'Rugby League - the craft that he hones' surely?

    (and shouldn't lines 3 and 4 rhyme?)

    Since Nov 2006 • 6243 posts Report

  • Steve Barnes,

    (and shouldn't lines 3 and 4 rhyme?)

    Iguess it depends on your iccent ;-)

    Peria • Since Dec 2006 • 5521 posts Report

  • mark taslov,

    Iguess it depends on your iccent ;-)

    haha!

    Te Ika-a-Māui • Since Mar 2008 • 2281 posts Report

  • Richard Clemo,

    New mascot: Stacy
    New strategy: chip and chase
    Warriors of old!

    Since Mar 2009 • 2 posts Report

  • Geoff Lealand,

    Hmmm! Advertising--that great mix of pseudo science and 'orrible hucksterism. One question I have always wanted to ask an adman: when TVCs make the claim '30% larger' or "13 % percent longer" or 'new and improved"--effing larger or longer or newer than what???

    Screen & Media Studies, U… • Since Oct 2007 • 2562 posts Report

  • Rob Nixon,

    Little General
    Thanks to haiku has become
    Ninja Warrior

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 5 posts Report

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