OnPoint by Keith Ng

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  • Steve Reeves, in reply to BenWilson,

    And Key is an honourable man. As Shakespeare did not write.

    Near Donny Park, Hamilton… • Since Apr 2007 • 94 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart, in reply to BenWilson,

    The second just brings attention to the incongruity of the two parts. But it still asserts both of them are true.

    "You are a member of the ACT party, and I am going to have sex with you."

    "You are a member of the ACT party, but I am going to have sex with you."

    Different things.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4650 posts Report Reply

  • Hebe, in reply to Ds,

    BUT what about this from a stuff report
    On Thursday, Bailey's Linkdin profile had been checked out by an adviser in Social Development Minister Paula Bennett's office, Ng said.

    Gotcha! Nice one Keith Ng.

    Christchurch • Since May 2011 • 2895 posts Report Reply

  • Andre Alessi,

    So the general tone amongst many who should know better is, "How dare someone ask for money from WINZ!"

    Heh, indeed.

    Devonport, New Zealand • Since Nov 2006 • 864 posts Report Reply

  • Hebe, in reply to Emma Hart,

    "You are a member of the ACT party, and I am going to have sex with you."
    "You are a member of the ACT party, but I am going to have sex with you."
    Different things.

    Both beastiality though.

    Christchurch • Since May 2011 • 2895 posts Report Reply

  • Tom Beard, in reply to merc,

    I hear what you're saying but I can't answer. You're logic is irrefutable but I cannot understand why you say that.
    And so on but your understanding may be at odds with mine.

    This bar doesn't have any bourbon but it does make a very nice Martini. My apartment is small, but it's close to Cuba St. Ooh, you are awful, but I like you.

    It doesn't negate the first statement, but it may negate a judgement that might be expected based on it.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1040 posts Report Reply

  • Richard Aston, in reply to Emma Hart,

    Loving the surreal diversion here

    This bar doesn’t have any bourbon but it does make a very nice Martini. My apartment is small, but it’s close to Cuba St. Ooh, you are awful, but I like you.

    You are a member of the ACT party, and I am going to have sex with you.””

    Ok Ok what happened next ?

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 509 posts Report Reply

  • Tom Beard, in reply to Richard Aston,

    Ok Ok what happened next ?

    It's a James Bond script adapted by Harold Pinter, then translated into Hungarian and back.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1040 posts Report Reply

  • BenWilson, in reply to Emma Hart,

    Different things.

    Yup, I'm sure the ACT member really cares.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 10633 posts Report Reply

  • Islander, in reply to Hebe,

    Both beastiality though.

    Heh!
    With really low life forms at that-

    Big O, Mahitahi, Te Wahi … • Since Feb 2007 • 5643 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart, in reply to BenWilson,

    Yup, I'm sure the ACT member really cares.

    Given one is an insult, I'm pretty sure s/he would, yeah. I mean, unless they were really desperate... Oh. I see your point.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4650 posts Report Reply

  • BenWilson, in reply to Emma Hart,

    Oh. I see your point.

    I used to belong to ACT u c ;-) I know how they think....they ain't called Randroids for nuthin'

    ETA: Oh crap that has innuendo I didn't compute, er... mean.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 10633 posts Report Reply

  • Russell Brown, in reply to Emma Hart,

    Different things.

    That was brilliant.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 22754 posts Report Reply

  • BenWilson, in reply to Russell Brown,

    That was brilliant.

    Yes, only Emma could insult someone by having sex with them.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 10633 posts Report Reply

  • nzlemming, in reply to Islander,

    Heh!
    With really low life forms at that

    They're only just holding onto paua

    Waikanae • Since Nov 2006 • 2930 posts Report Reply

  • BenWilson, in reply to nzlemming,

    <applauds>

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 10633 posts Report Reply

  • Islander, in reply to BenWilson,

    +1!

    Big O, Mahitahi, Te Wahi … • Since Feb 2007 • 5643 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart, in reply to BenWilson,

    Yes, only Emma could insult someone by having sex with them.

    I think I was just complisulted.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4650 posts Report Reply

  • BenWilson, in reply to Emma Hart,

    Quite distinct from inplementing you. One is in the but, the other the and.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 10633 posts Report Reply

  • nzlemming, in reply to BenWilson,

    oooooooh, a palpable it.

    Waikanae • Since Nov 2006 • 2930 posts Report Reply

  • Russell Brown,

    The worst part is I'm pretty sure you guys aren't even high.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 22754 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart, in reply to nzlemming,

    oooooooh, a palpable it.

    All the best ones are.

    Quite distinct from inplementing you.

    Inplementation isn't really my strength. I'm all about the theory.

    The worst part is I'm pretty sure you guys aren't even high.

    This is the internet. You're pretty sure we're not cats.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4650 posts Report Reply

  • Hebe, in reply to Emma Hart,

    Shush all of you. MSM are reading; it confirms all their worst theories. We want to be taken seriously, right?

    Christchurch • Since May 2011 • 2895 posts Report Reply

  • nzlemming, in reply to Hebe,

    Fuck that shit.

    Waikanae • Since Nov 2006 • 2930 posts Report Reply

  • Graeme Edgeler, in reply to Steve Barnes,

    About 10 years back I had occasion to go to a WINZ office, or whatever they were called back then

    They're not called WINZ offices now, and it was over 10 years ago when that stopped. But still the best rebranding ever. The organisation was only called WINZ for a couple of years, but it still persists. Whatever agency came up with it was genius.

    Wellington, New Zealand • Since Nov 2006 • 3202 posts Report Reply

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