Up Front: All I Want for Christmas is a Dark Elf Thief
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If St. Nick knows when you've been Good or Evil, why doesn't he get off his lazy ass more than once a year and deliver a little more than a lump of coal to all the blackguards out there? I mean, dude's got a whole army of elves tucked away over in China making cheap toys for everyone but the poor kids (having fled the North Pole ahead of the disappearing ice sheet), ....
Oh well, leaves more XP for the rest of us, bravely battling away at whichever team the other guys are on all year, on this new-fangled BBS, or something.
<sigh> Proudly out-nerding the nerds since '88. -
And not just elves, there's also the Krampus. And here's a pattern to make one if you want.
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