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Up Front: Romeo Smells of Roses

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  • Islander,

    Yep - minds

    Big O, Mahitahi, Te Wahi … • Since Feb 2007 • 5643 posts Report Reply

  • giovanni tiso,

    Also: ankles.

    Wellington • Since Jun 2007 • 7473 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha,

    Minds that make words like "ankles".

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19667 posts Report Reply

  • giovanni tiso,

    Are you coming on to me? Because I should warn you I am very open minded.

    Wellington • Since Jun 2007 • 7473 posts Report Reply

  • Mrs Skin,

    Words are surely an expression of the lovely minds though?

    Not sure what ankles would be an expression of, but I see leg-warmers are in this year.

    the warmest room in the h… • Since Feb 2009 • 168 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart,

    Are you coming on to me? Because I should warn you I am very open minded.

    Don't mind me, I'm just dragging up a couch and getting some popcorn.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4650 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha,

    I am wearing one of those Victorian era top to toe swimsuits, I'll have you know.

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19667 posts Report Reply

  • giovanni tiso,

    That's only going to make Emma intensify the popcorn.

    Wellington • Since Jun 2007 • 7473 posts Report Reply

  • Islander,

    Baazookaa!
    glokplurkploppleglikpoppleglikglopsnizzzsss

    actually, it's bloody hard to soundportray popcorn doing it's thaang

    Big O, Mahitahi, Te Wahi … • Since Feb 2007 • 5643 posts Report Reply

  • Islander,

    I mean, with the butter?

    Big O, Mahitahi, Te Wahi … • Since Feb 2007 • 5643 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha,

    I forgot that Emma has a comparative visualisation advantage - and is consequently likely to be snorting popcorn about now.

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19667 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart,

    I forgot that Emma has a comparative visualisation advantage - and is consequently likely to be snorting popcorn about now.

    I can't breathe...

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4650 posts Report Reply

  • Amy Gale,

    actually, it's bloody hard to soundportray popcorn doing it's thaang

    PANG!
    pitty PANG!
    BeDANG!
    pippity bippity Pippity Bippity PIPPITY BIBBITY Pippity Bippity pippity bippity

    bop


    bop

    tha Ith • Since May 2007 • 471 posts Report Reply

  • Sam F,

    That's pretty much unbeatable as far as I can tell.

    Is that the 'PANG!' of a kernels hitting the saucepan lid on the stove? 'Cause that's what I was getting. Superb.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 1609 posts Report Reply

  • Ian Dalziel,

    Now you're cooking...

    I could dance to that

    PANG!
    pitty PANG!
    BeDANG!

    dang!

    a double panger...
    Twinge Peaks anyone?

    bop

    bop

    bop music!!

    perfectly profound bop prosody
    onomatopaeic, beatific, copacetic

    a butter boom box!

    "will you hold? we have Kernel Parker on the line"

    (Pop, pop, pop music)
    Get Down
    (Pop, pop, pop music)
    Radio Video...

    ...talk about
    (Pop music)

    ...talk about
    (Pop music)

    go on take a look
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HaAOCGb3bw/Pop corn pop popping

    you know you want to...

    seriously, Amy I think you should publiish that
    tone poem - or maybe Emma, our resident nasal retentive,
    could add it to her secret journal of Repartee Tricks : )

    But I want to...
    ...talk about
    (Cop, Cop, Cop Porn)

    Is it just me, am I just sad and lonely?
    I couldn't watch more than 10 minutes of the
    remake of The Wicker Man (on telly t'other night)
    Looked more like a sad remake of Electra Glide in Blue ...

    Wood would make a great cage (or cupola)
    for immolating Old Nick!

    I'd best away, gotta get togged up
    for my ongoing ankle management course
    you are all leg ends...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7876 posts Report Reply

  • Andrew Stevenson,

    Careful Ian, I almost understood all that

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 206 posts Report Reply

  • anth,

    This talk of forms with inappropriate/missing labels reminds me of the Y2Gay problem.

    Since Nov 2006 • 77 posts Report Reply

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