Posts by Ross Mason
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Maybe they could get Millenium (which by now you must know includes Nats ex Pres AND a f*&king ex Prime Minister!!)to do some hiring for the Commisssion. No probs. No checkup. No worries.
And now this stroke of the pen piece of shite? What's new?
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Are you for Christchurch or are you against Christchurch.
Where have I heard something similar?
We ain't patriots huh?
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So lets see for starters:
(a)the Building Act 2004: Don't worry about the 66% of the building code needed in new buildings in Chch.
(b) the Cadastral Survey Act 2002: What? The land moved? Sorry, that bit is now mine Mine MINE!
(c) the Commerce Act 1986: Buy my car why don't you. Only a little bit of brick damage. No, my house wasn't affected by the earthquake sir.
(d) the Earthquake Commission Act 1993: There shall be no more earthquakes! E&WD? What's that? Gone by lunchtime.
(e) the Health Act 1956: More hospital beds and services?? Hahahahahaa till your head falls off.
(f) the Health and Disability Services (Safety) Act 2001: Injured from trying to fix you house? Sorry ACC won't cover that because you did not fill out the requisite form(s) in the correct order before the 4th Spetember. AND you acted without the authority of the Minister!!!
(g) the Historic Places Act 1993: What old attractive building? Oh that one...just disappearing in a cloud of dust and debris...don't worry, you won't know it's gone in 10 years time. Replaced by this wonderful 20 story apartment block. Great isn't it?
(h) the Land Transport Act 1998: We'll just shift this little 'ol motorway a wee bit more towards Hagley Park. You know, that piece of waste land. Hagley Park is just a swamp now the Avon has shifted it's course. Wait one. Did you say swamp? Whoa....could be a good place for a house...or even more than one!...Where's Dave Henderson...Building Act? Earthquake Commission Act? Hahahaha other head falls off.
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Oh..and is the mining act included? Gerry Mander is about.
Or possibly....
When sections 6 to 16 cease to applySections 6 to 16 cease to apply on the earlier of the following:
(a) a date specified by the Governor-General by Order in Council made on the recommendation of the responsible Ministers; or
(b) the close of 1 April 2012.
Could be an early April fool.
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With all that glass falling and crashing around the place. Is there any mention of Jews?
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Hammer Party at David's Place!!!
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but where would we be without Bob, Action man. Agent Orange!
The weedy killer?
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Enjoy. It's what I would term - useful humour.
I think I might have to put in a claim for a Kitkat from the Courier. It looks like either one was eaten or all 3 did not get there! Or is the "missing" one the one you "shared" with Bob before taking the piccie?
After I packed and sent it I realised I had forgotten to attach a long piece of string to the handle of the hammer.....just in case you know....
You were going to repile anyway weren't you David.
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I think the untilmate in arrogance was/is:
usa.com
usa.org
usa.net
If the educators in that country had used their brain they could have introduced the "Rest of the World" concept to their fellow citizens the day the URL was invented.What annoyed me even more was NZ companies desperate to get a .com address so that customers would THINK they were from the US.
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Wifey works for an American based company. She is forever getting calls at 3am. They just don't get it. Seem to have no idea the world is round and the sun never sets.
Just like when you have to register on a site and click the dropdown for "where do you live" and there is nothing but USA States on the list.
HELLO! YOO HOO! WE LIVE HERE TOO YOU KNOW!