Posts by Jackie Clark
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Oh, Graeme. Now I worry.
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Being Human. Have recorded it because I had a choice btw that and Sons of Anarchy on TV3. Did I choose correctly?
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My Ian should be in on this discussion about dishwashing. He is manic about rinsing everything before washing, and we don't have a dishwasher. Well, we do, it's him. Which may explain his OCD approach to it all. And the kitchen bench has to be spotless. It is, he says, his little oasis in this filthy hovel we live in.
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Funny, Sally, and a very joyful depiction of a neglected childhood. I suspect anyone brought up before the 80's was probably exposed to a bit of this. Myself, I was the 7th of nine children - my dad's youngest daughter and my mother's eldest child. (yes, yes, long story). Dad was 48 when I was born so I guess that makes him an older father, but we never really noticed, and Mum was 23 when I was born, so a very young inexperienced mum she was. In between Dad's belief that kids should be seen and not heard (fat chance in my house), and harden the fuck up, and my mum's youth and inexperience, we spent a lot of time in the bush out back, only coming home when the bell was rung. I loved it. And I never, ever broke a bone (except my chin). My injuries were all about being surrounded by brothers, both older and younger than me. I sought refuge with friends and books. Other kids were not good at spending a night away from home. Me? I was always the last to leave a party and had to be dragged away from the relative normality and sanity of others' abodes.
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Actually, James, as it happens, I'm quite fond of my union. If it weren't for them, Primary and Kindergarten and Early Childhood teachers would be, in this hostile Tolleyesque environment, rooted.
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... I think Tolley will find that Year 11 students are mostly old enough that they don't need child care and can be left home alone...
I know, Ian, I saw that, and I thought - I despair. Because I do. I love my job so much, and then I remember who our Minister is, and I get all sad.
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Guys don't always have a complicated relationship with their cock.
No. And although it's very sweet of Emma to write a blog post to help us feel better about our cocks, I think most guys are on good terms with theirs.
But how would you know unless you have a good discussion with your friends about your respective peni? I think that Emma is very right. Peni/penises are not talked about in the same glowing terms as breasts are, and it is worth an examination of why for not. I think, Russell, judging from some comments on this thread that some men are certainly not on good terms with their bodies, let alone their penises. (and no, I am not typing this whilst a child is sitting cosily on my lap. I am ensconsed in the office.)
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Many, sure, but not even "nearly all"...
todger, wanger, snake, cyclops, manhood, beef-whistle.... I could go on for ages...
I have always so enjoyed blood engorged love truncheon . I have no idea where it came from, whether I made it up (I'm fairly sure I didn't) or whether I read/heard it somewhere. Either way, it makes me happy, as do penises. Fantastic things. Highly recommend them.
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Oh, I love that. And now I'm going to bed to dream of penises. Or something. Actually, probably not.
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Penises not attractive? What are you people on about? I'm with Ben, it's all subjective. And what a shame it is that men can't compliment other men on their penises. I have been known to praise a woman's breasts - I mean, come on, some tits are just fabulous.