The full article is quite funny, in a head-shaking kind of way.
Her upside was she got to campaign in her electorate - wasn't she planning on that prior to this...
The delusions and entitlement are strong in this one....
It is an odd situation when our comedians make more sense than our sitting politicians -
Michele A'Court nails it today - I think she should run the country and leave Key to the Bad Comedy Halls.
let the light shine
Your new 'through-the-back-of-the-wardrobe' lens is a corker...
...now where's that Lion?
JK was on a roll...
He was quite the 'ham'!
the 'whatevers' were particularly egregious
especially for an alleged 'adult!'
Cunliffe dismissed him at one point
as a 'schoolyard larrikin'
- that was right on the money!
Key acts like that kid in your class that disrupted everything all the time, and ultimately marred your education, as they chewed up time and patience...
it reigns, it pours...
...they go into politics,
they rise like scum.
in some cases the froth becomes
the 'head' of the country...
Just going outside to scream at the universe in the break in the Leaders Debacle
Key is such an odious little man
his hectoring, smarmy repetitions
constant dragging to lowest common denominator, sports references, cheap jokes,
muttering, handwaving and eyerolling
Dudes, lend me your heirs...
“Look, NZers gave us a clear mandate to smear, obfuscate and manipulate...
...the evil that men do lives after them
and there's quite a lot of ambition about.
hash tag team wrangle...
Don't forget The Press Leaders Debate is
Live on the web tonight from 7pm
"personal statement from Matthew Hooten"
ahem - Hooton
"personal statement from Matthew Hooton"
in the interests of posterity...
More Samuel Clemens akshully…