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Up Front: Smut-Clog Part 2: This Time It’s Surgical

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  • giovanni tiso,

    (I'll try not to give you all funny voices).

    Could I have Karl Malden? I always wanted to sound like Karl Malden.

    Wellington • Since Jun 2007 • 7412 posts Report Reply

  • Andrew Stevenson,

    Her brain appears to be fine

    Yay!
    But will she be able to play the violin?

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 195 posts Report Reply

  • Stephen Judd,

    You know I've been playing the violin since I was seven, and in the three decades I've been waiting since I haven't got away with that gag even once.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2977 posts Report Reply

  • Raymond A Francis,

    It all sounds good "scathing wit" is a very good sign
    My un-voiced worry was about the potential changes this sort of adventure can bring about, Emma could have been transformed in to a goody two shoes girl, hows that for a thought!

    On matters medical, my two grandsons arrived a month early after a helicopter flight down from Alex last night
    Potential wine makers. maybe go farming, fishing or the latest family trade, rent racking, who knows what they will end up doing, that is part of the joy of life

    I do know that we did make the mistake of eating just about all our stocks of whitebait last weekend (thanks Islander for the great recipe) so there is one family trade that will be getting a thrashing when the weather stabalizes
    Read in a "how you gunning mate" voice please Karl

    45' South • Since Nov 2006 • 548 posts Report Reply

  • Rich Lock,

    She cannot wear her glasses at the moment, due to the bandages on her head

    Probably time to buy her that monocle she's always wanted.

    Yay for modern western socialised medicine.

    back in the mother countr… • Since Feb 2007 • 2401 posts Report Reply

  • Russell Brown,

    Tonight, Karl, I'd like to sound like Alistair Cooke.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 19116 posts Report Reply

  • Tim Michie,

    At last, a solution to whether it was the Doctor or the Cyberman who was truly responsible for the death of Adric. Err, that is if there aren't any metal guys with handlebar headsets hiding in the wards...

    But seriously, thanks for passing on the good news Karl. You don't need to make me sound like Sylvester the Cat if you don't want to.

    Auckward • Since Nov 2006 • 573 posts Report Reply

  • Deborah,

    (I'll try not to give you all funny voices).

    I'll have worry-wort Charlotte from A Room with a View, in her Dame Maggie Smith incarnation.

    @Raymond

    On matters medical, my two grandsons arrived a month early after a helicopter flight down from Alex last night

    Why, congratulations! New born twins - a lovely start to spring. Also, it is sunny here in Adelaide, after weeks of grey sky and mingy rain, so I'm feeling very cheery. And of course cheered by the news from Christchurch.

    Manawatu City • Since Nov 2006 • 1330 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha,

    Thank goodness Karl is an acclaimed voice artiste when not saving th world in code. :)

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 16996 posts Report Reply

  • Lucy Stewart,

    Probably time to buy her that monocle she's always wanted.

    Yay for modern western socialised medicine.

    I think the monocle would go smashingly with that amazing red coat from a few threads back.

    Amherst, MA • Since Nov 2006 • 2093 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha,

    And doesn't the word "monocle" go smashingly with "plinth" - from a certain recent tattoo.

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 16996 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart,

    Hey, it's me I've been a good enough girl today that I've been moved back down out of the HDU and had all my attachments unplugged. I've still got quite a bit of pain but I've moved off having morpheine and down to codeiene. But I've also been moved away from 'shouts 23 hours a day' woman, so if this is how I've been recovering with NO sleep, it's got to get better.

    I do still look like a 1950s zombie, though.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4378 posts Report Reply

  • Hadyn Green,

    I do still look like a 1950s zombie, though.

    Though they are always the best ones. Congrats on the move, the consciousness and the mobility!

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2081 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha,

    We've been keeping the thread warm for you.

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 16996 posts Report Reply

  • Danielle,

    Oh look, there she is! Rad!

    Charo World. Cuchi-cuchi!… • Since Nov 2006 • 3665 posts Report Reply

  • Jackie Clark,

    Welcome back, darling girl.

    Mt Eden, Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 3123 posts Report Reply

  • Andrew Stevenson,

    Welcome back indeed

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 195 posts Report Reply

  • JackElder,

    Good to see you back.

    I can't remember: are we still doing this in funny voices?

    Wellington • Since Mar 2008 • 708 posts Report Reply

  • Judi Lapsley Miller,

    I can't remember: are we still doing this in funny voices?

    I surely hope so! I'm wondering if Karl can muster up a Majel Barrett for me? (Perhaps a Nurse Chapel?)

    I also reckon with a purple frock coat and a monocle that you're a shoe-in for the next Dr Who (isn't it about time he was a chick?At least for more than a one-off i.e., Dr Donna).

    So glad to see your words again Emma :-)

    Judi

    (do you have Adric in a jar for show-and-tell?)

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 100 posts Report Reply

  • Sofie Bribiesca,

    I've also been moved away from 'shouts 23 hours a day' woman,

    I had one of those too. I put it down to "that must have been one of the surgeon's mistakes"

    I do still look like a 1950s zombie, though.

    Coool.
    Can you still hear my husky french accent mon ami?
    Really glad you are doing well, but I knew you would :) Stay strong sister.

    here and there. • Since Nov 2007 • 6357 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart,

    I had one of those too. I put it down to "that must have been one of the surgeon's mistakes"

    She had multiple sub-arachnoid haemorages, I think, but she did manage to speak five languages and still directly insult me in two I could understand. There's something about having had so little sleep that really shafts my patience.

    Also, no I don't have Adric. Little blighter must have come out pretty easily in the end though.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4378 posts Report Reply

  • David Slack,

    Really good to see you here in noughts and ones. Really good.

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts Report Reply

  • Sayana,

    She had multiple sub-arachnoid haemorages,

    why am I picturing little spiders running around the place?

    I am absolutely DELIGHTED to see you here hon. I'm hoping that all the inappropriate as well as the appropriate bits of your brain are healing well.

    Since Sep 2008 • 50 posts Report Reply

  • Sofie Bribiesca,

    She had multiple sub-arachnoid haemorages,

    Shit. My one was enough. We are off to the pub to celebrate your recovery, so I'll say cheers now. :) Jackie Clarke should join us (hint hint) she knows where we will be. Get some sleep.

    here and there. • Since Nov 2007 • 6357 posts Report Reply

  • Jackie Clark,

    But it's Wednesday, Sofie! Never you fear, it's the holidays in 3 weeks, so I'll be at the usual place at the usual time then!

    Mt Eden, Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 3123 posts Report Reply

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