OnPoint by Keith Ng

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OnPoint: Peek-a-boo, I can't recall seeing you

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  • Jolisa, in reply to Keith Ng,

    NSFLunchtime, maybe.

    Auckland, NZ • Since Nov 2006 • 1431 posts Report Reply

  • Jolisa, in reply to Paul Campbell,

    the occasional advertising for Chrisco hampers stuffed through my letter box still make me wonder why one would want to buy a hamper full of lard …. but then my ISP orcon makes me wonder too

    For making your Southern Fried Chicken, maybe? Or deep-frying the turkey? Not a euphemism.

    So there's another Orcon out there. Who knew??

    Auckland, NZ • Since Nov 2006 • 1431 posts Report Reply

  • Paul Campbell,

    Actually I was more thinking of the termite exterminators but now I realise it's spelled differently

    Dunedin • Since Nov 2006 • 2201 posts Report Reply

  • Bart Janssen, in reply to Jonathan King,

    giggling through interviews …

    I actually have a colleague who does this when asked hard questions about his science ... he actually giggles and never answers. It has proven to be a successful strategy :(

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 3472 posts Report Reply

  • Euan Mason,

    Thinking about Dotcom's motives raises some interesting hypotheticals. Dotcom gives Banksy wanksy $50k, then when the sword of doom approaches he asks BW for a little help.

    "No way", says BW, "The stench would ruin my white lily perfume".

    "OK", says DC, "I'll show you what happens to people who welch on a deal......."

    Canterbury • Since Jul 2008 • 193 posts Report Reply

  • Andrew E, in reply to Euan Mason,

    Yes, a little like this.

    174.77 x 41.28 • Since Sep 2008 • 199 posts Report Reply

  • wendyf, in reply to Jolisa,

    I have to confess - I've sniggered every time I heard the name. Even when it was about Christmas hampers.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 80 posts Report Reply

  • nzlemming, in reply to Jolisa,

    Those Chrisco ads always made me snigger for just that reason. Unlike the ads for steel house framing called "zog" that just make me go WTF??? Can no-one use Google at these companies?

    Waikanae • Since Nov 2006 • 2208 posts Report Reply

  • kowhai montgomery, in reply to Jonathan King,

    Yep, right up there with 'not recalling' where you stood on the Springbok tour back in the day...

    wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 485 posts Report Reply

  • Jolisa,

    And speaking of lubricious innuendos, here's Josh Drummond's exquisitely titillating peek into the Dotcom/Banks boudoir.

    The love that dare not recall its name, not even when it travelled in a private helicopter to get there.

    Auckland, NZ • Since Nov 2006 • 1431 posts Report Reply

  • Islander, in reply to Jolisa,

    Loved the ass!

    Big O, Mahitahi, Te Wahi … • Since Feb 2007 • 5643 posts Report Reply

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