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Up Front: P.A. Story

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  • Emma Hart, in reply to Andre Alessi,

    "Mary Sue the Sexual Robot tenderly stroked the cracked columns of the Cathedral's inner chamber..."

    Oh Jesus. Okay...

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4650 posts Report Reply

  • James Butler, in reply to James Butler,

    Replying to self: Gah, how could I have missed that I was quoting from a chapter which is almost called "The Manatee on Sun Street"?

    Auckland • Since Jan 2009 • 856 posts Report Reply

  • Andre Alessi, in reply to James Butler,

    Replying to self: Gah, how could I have missed that I was quoting from a chapter which is almost called “The Manatee on Sun Street”?

    Referencing Gene Wolfe? +1 beers for that man there.

    Devonport, New Zealand • Since Nov 2006 • 864 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha, in reply to Emma Hart,

    extra points for a Cherry 2000 reference

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19680 posts Report Reply

  • Kumara Republic, in reply to Russell Brown,

    Just a note -- when I can get permissions turned on, Emma will also be able to accept submitted images via the sexy file-upload button in this forum. So bear that in mind.

    Including embedded images, like YouTube clips can?

    The southernmost capital … • Since Nov 2006 • 5415 posts Report Reply

  • Tom Beard,

    You know, if we include a villa near the Avon, we can work in some Blake's 7 slash.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1040 posts Report Reply

  • Lilith __, in reply to Tom Beard,

    we can work in some Blake’s 7 slash.

    And I feel strongly that Chch has been suffering Rift activity and therefore demand some Captain Jack action! [Perhaps he goes up against Copthorne Durham, as it were?]

    ETA: and chemical toilets: clearly alien technology!

    Dunedin • Since Jul 2010 • 3887 posts Report Reply

  • Lilith __,

    Torchwood: outside the government, beyond the EQC...

    Dunedin • Since Jul 2010 • 3887 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha, in reply to Lilith __,

    Torchwood, a story of insurance fraud in the eastern suburbs..

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19680 posts Report Reply

  • recordari, in reply to Lilith __,

    Captain Jack action!

    <Cough> ‘Hammer Time!’

    clearly alien technology!

    A Feersum Endjinn even, owl.

    AUCKLAND • Since Dec 2009 • 2607 posts Report Reply

  • Andre Alessi, in reply to Lilith __,

    Torchwood: outside the government, beyond the EQC…

    Torchwood 4, based in Hereford St. Hilary's chocolate shop is where they make the special chocolate that you feed to pterodactyls.

    Devonport, New Zealand • Since Nov 2006 • 864 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart, in reply to Tom Beard,

    You know, if we include a villa near the Avon, we can work in some Blake's 7 slash.

    *applauds*

    Also, yeah, I've been getting that Torchwood vibe. Because there is clearly some kind of time-space continuum policing organisation that Megan, Hadyn, and Ellerslie Panmure belong to. And it needs a name...

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4650 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart,

    Also, Matt has wonderfully switched attachments back on, so visual submission is now a go. The idea would be to get images we can use in the background while I read.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4650 posts Report Reply

  • recordari, in reply to Emma Hart,

    The idea would be to get images we can use in the background while I read.

    Without you knowing what they are? Awesome. This could be seriously fun, and dangerous.

    ETA: Right, I guess you will have to know, but the thought of random images at inopportune moments did somewhat appeal.

    AUCKLAND • Since Dec 2009 • 2607 posts Report Reply

  • Jeremy Andrew,

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    Here's a starter for ten:

    Hamiltron - City of the F… • Since Nov 2006 • 900 posts Report Reply

  • Andre Alessi, in reply to Jeremy Andrew,

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    I found this for Emma and Ngaire earlier (don't ask, I don't want to talk about it.)

    Devonport, New Zealand • Since Nov 2006 • 864 posts Report Reply

  • Jeremy Andrew,

    Can we squee-ze in a cameo from Albert the Otter?

    Hamiltron - City of the F… • Since Nov 2006 • 900 posts Report Reply

  • Ross Mason,

    The Greendale Fault moved. A small shiver. The fault had shot due south to Ellesmere and north along SH1. It continued on and split the Red Zone clean along the Avon River. Haywood was now part of the 4th Isle. The Cashmere members of the Weedons Country Club and Golf Course would now be needing a ferry to reach the 1st.

    The gap widened. By 3-46pm Tuesday, the 28 July 2011, it was 147.45m wide at the Oxford on Avon which was now more than spitting distance from the Town Hall.

    Ngai Tahu phoned the Waitangi Commission to claim the bed of the newly formed Red Zone Strait. It was just in tme too. Gerry was contemplating filling it in and selling it off for his temporary housing.

    Abigail, standing on the torn end of the Bridge of Rememberance watching in wonder, muttered." I hope I have remembered my She Wee".

    Upper Hutt • Since Jun 2007 • 1588 posts Report Reply

  • Jeremy Andrew, in reply to Andre Alessi,

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    Ahhh! My eyes!!

    Hamiltron - City of the F… • Since Nov 2006 • 900 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart, in reply to Jeremy Andrew,

    Can we squee-ze in a cameo from Albert the Otter?

    I'll ask his Dad.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4650 posts Report Reply

  • James Butler, in reply to Kumara Republic,

    Including embedded images, like YouTube clips can?

    Only if you have a PAS Gold Account.

    Auckland • Since Jan 2009 • 856 posts Report Reply

  • Steve Barnes,

    For a while now she had had a nagging doubt, she had begun to feel that her memories were not her own but those of another and a strange suspicion that she was not a woman, maybe not even Human.
    She felt her body swell as she slipped into the Avon...

    An unnerving presence loitered on the periphery of her awareness like the memory of a dream, unspeakable things slithered in the darkest parts of red zone, she could hear the slapping of wet, filthy flesh, the acrid stench seared her nostrils. She slid back into the water and with a deft flick of her tail she was alone again... or so she thought.


    MWAAAH HAA HAA HAAAA!!!!

    Peria • Since Dec 2006 • 5521 posts Report Reply

  • Jackie Clark,

    You see, this is why I was scared. And I was right to be. I have nothing, nothing at all, that could even gel in with any of this fantastical stuff. And also, Islander? You used speech marks!

    Mt Eden, Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 3136 posts Report Reply

  • Hilary Stace, in reply to Islander,

    Islander, the manatee is not an 'it', but a 'she'. A matriarchal, matrilineal, sensuous, velvet skinned, comely, sea lettuce-loving, and endangered - vegetarian.

    Wgtn • Since Jun 2008 • 3196 posts Report Reply

  • nzlemming, in reply to Andre Alessi,

    I found this for Emma and Ngaire earlier (don’t ask, I don’t want to talk about it.

    I'm less disturbed at you finding it than I am that it was there for you to find...

    Waikanae • Since Nov 2006 • 2930 posts Report Reply

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